He is posting some poor scmuck from Facebook and you guys are falling hook line and sinker. Vultureesque.

Rapey troll is rapey.

You're probably the reason rape jokes aren't funny.

*forcible rape happens every 6 minutes in the USA, so therefore it's not a laughing matter.

**Micro-peen would be your superhero name I'll bet.

I dont know why anyone is surprised.

I have no looks, money or status.

It should almost be expected that I don't get casual sex.

The only mildly surprising thing is that im actively trying and still not getting it.

This is my usual pick up line.

Are you 1492?

She's usually like wtf. Then I hit her with this-

Columbus is sailing the ocean blue. I repeat: we've got a last name - Columbus, first name - Christopher sailing the ocean blue.

All units be advised.

Bed, Bath & Beyond by sunrise.

Wut

Someone expose this turd. Shocked nobody has gone full shy gums on this troll.

I've been lazy but google image searching his pics doesn't show any hits other than here and some PUA forums for the first couple of pics.

A bored sleuth will go balls deep on this turd. I still have faith in the planet.

You have 22 posts on this thread. 10 of them are you begging someone else to expose this guy. A handful of them were similar in intent but didn't exactly fit the parameters of the aforementioned 10. A couple more involved blowing billay.

I think my point is you have enough time to do it yourself.

So? I don't have the skills to do so....weak chin.

Giant meatballs cover a multitude of sins.
Even just one giant meatball.

I hope you do understand, sex done right is every girls favorite thing to do. There is nothing in their lives that is better than that. They think about it all the time. reeruned 13 year olds are ****ing married 30 year old hot teachers. Think about that for a moment.

Then let it sink in.

1) Get a program to read exif data on his pics.

2) Read exif data to see if you can figure out something about him (name of device, gps coordinates, etc)

3)?????????

4) Profit

Holy shit that's awesome

Hahahaha I just started to calculate how often I've taken a break since I first started having sex at 17.



holy shit I need a drink.