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KC_Connection 10-28-2022 08:54 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tom Brady ring breakdown: <a href="https://t.co/Nf73K59B33">pic.twitter.com/Nf73K59B33</a></p>&mdash; TPS (@TotalProSports) <a href="https://twitter.com/TotalProSports/status/1586095291471577088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 28, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

KChiefs1 10-28-2022 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by jd1020 (Post 16560059)
Unlikely. He loves what he's doing and he'll have a new woman in a couple months.


Which model or actress will he be ****ing?


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crayzkirk 10-28-2022 09:24 PM

Why would he retire? I'm looking at several teams schedules and it looks like about 75% of the teams in the NFL are absolute trash. The division the Bucs are in might send a team to the playoffs with a 6-11 record.

And after listening to the announcers make excuses for his age, it sounds like the NFL is all in on keeping him around.

jd1020 10-28-2022 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by KChiefs1 (Post 16561706)
Which model or actress will he be ****ing?


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Kate Beckinsale.

backinblack 10-28-2022 09:35 PM

he's more likely to be ****ing Gronkowski than anything

Megatron96 10-28-2022 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jd1020 (Post 16561710)
Kate Beckinsale.

eww, no. That would ruin her for me. I could never raw dog her if I knew Brady had put his wee-wee inside my future ex-wife.

Eureka 10-28-2022 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jd1020 (Post 16561710)
Kate Beckinsale.

Just a regular girl and she looks a lot like my little sister.

https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/u...sales-IQ-1.jpg

jd1020 10-28-2022 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Megatron96 (Post 16561720)
eww, no. That would ruin her for me. I could never raw dog her if I knew Brady had put his wee-wee inside my future ex-wife.

She's already been ****ed by half of Hollywood. She's been ruined for a while now.

Buehler445 10-28-2022 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 16560759)
I don't trust Jalen Hurts enough to make plays in big games to say it's Philly to the Bowl, at this point I'd lean Minnesota.

Give me Hurts over Cousins.

And that’s me eating a shitload of crow. I thought Hurts had NOTHING that translated to the NFL. So yum. But give me Hurts over Cousins.

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Originally Posted by Red Dawg (Post 16561356)
Won't happen. Brady is old and will look for the easy road. AFC is loaded so it's NFC or nothing. Only SF has the roster he would like. If not them then he's done.

You really think either:
1. Brady will go to a system shanahanarat Jr won’t let him control?

OR

2. Shanahanarat Jr will let him do his shit in Shanahanarats offense.

Those things seem unlikely

suzzer99 10-29-2022 12:58 AM

Typical CPer, 55, male pattern baldness, borderline morbidly obese: "I wouldn't touch Kate Beckinsale with a 10' pole. Yuck!"

Red Dawg 10-29-2022 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by suzzer99 (Post 16561846)
Typical CPer, 55, male pattern baldness, borderline morbidly obese: "I wouldn't touch Kate Beckinsale with a 10' pole. Yuck!"

I am 50. I would touch her all day but she is used up like a shot glass that been passed around a bar. That hole gotta be loosely goosey.

jd1020 10-29-2022 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by suzzer99 (Post 16561846)
Typical CPer, 55, male pattern baldness, borderline morbidly obese: "I wouldn't touch Kate Beckinsale with a 10' pole. Yuck!"

Rewind 10 years ago and she was easily topping my list. I voted for her every round in that CP celebrity competition. But then she had a mid life crisis and started ****ing everything that had a dick that was mildly famous. If your typical CPer was an extra in a movie and went viral they probably had a chance at a week long fling.

She's still attractive and I wouldn't say no to the opportunity but she went from a dream girl to someone I would leave in the middle of the night real quick.

smithandrew051 10-29-2022 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by KC_Connection (Post 16561677)
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tom Brady ring breakdown: <a href="https://t.co/Nf73K59B33">pic.twitter.com/Nf73K59B33</a></p>&mdash; TPS (@TotalProSports) <a href="https://twitter.com/TotalProSports/status/1586095291471577088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 28, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

The Bucs Defense one should really say:

“Eric Fisher, Mitchell Schwartz, and Kelechi Osemele injuries; LDT and Lucas Niang opt outs”

oldman 10-29-2022 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by POND_OF_RED (Post 16560330)
That poor kid is going to need so much therapy. Brady is such a piece of shit. I just hope the sexual abuse isn’t as bad as it really did seem. I mean it’s something we joke about, but if he has to live with Brady alone…I’m legitimately worried about him.

The kid lives with his mom most of the time in NY. He just sees Tommyboy on occasion. Sure enough, Mom's paltry $25M is a drop in the bucket to Giselle, but they get by.

ChiefEd 10-29-2022 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by KChiefs1 (Post 16561706)
Which model or actress will he be ****ing?


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Tana Mojo. You heard it here first…


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