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The New Orleans Saints select Smoke Monday, S, Auburn
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The Philadelphia Eagles select Bo Melton, WR, Rutgers
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I’ve been sick and have barely left bed the last 24 hours so hell if I can remember who was on my board (at work - didn’t take a picture yesterday)
I think Mathew Butler was near the top of it and I don’t believe he’s been taken so we’ll go that route. The Jets select Matthew Butler, DT - Tennessee He’s fat. He played in the SEC. That’s the extent of my scouting report of this pick. |
SNR, get with it! I'm ready to be back in a round where my teams actually have picks!
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Sorry guys. This weekend was stupid busy for me. One sec.
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The ShitassOwnersWhoCan'tPickADamnCityAndStayThere Raiders make two selections:
Abram Smith, RB, Baylor Jayden Peevy, DT, Texas A&M |
The Philadelphia Eagles select Chigoziem Okonkwo, TE, Maryland
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The Dallas Cowboys select Tylenol Anderson, S, Toledo.
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The Buffalo Bills Select:Yusuf Corker, S, Kentucky
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The Tennessee Titans select Cade Mays, G, Tennessee
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The New England Patriots select Luke Goedeke, OL, Central Michigan
The Pats land an athletic offensive lineman that could compete to start immediately at RG. |
An organ is pulled onto the stage. A 1970s gentlemen comes out and begins playing an energetic polka. It's Milwaukee native Bob Kames!
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He calls out in a merry tone,
The Green Bay Packers select Velus Jones, WR, Tennessee "This calls for a celebration, and what celebration is complete without the song that I created and spread far and wide into the public. That's right, the Chicken Dance! Everybody join in!" <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/6UV3kRV46Zs?start=47" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe> |
The crowd charges the stage and makes sure that Bob Kames never plays the Chicken Dance again.
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So I'm pretty sure my Jets draft is actually done.
#4: Evan Neal, OT, Alabama #8: Travon Walker, EDGE, Georgia #35: Andrew Booth Jr, CB, Clemson #38: Jahan Dotson, WR, Penn State #69: Tariq Woolen, CB, UTSA 111: Calvin Austin III, WR, Memphis 117: Darrian Beavers, LB, Cincinnati 146: Dohnovan West, IOL, Arizona State 163: Matthew Butler, DT, Tennessee Probably should've gone with Travis Jones instead of Jahan Dotson at 38, but I'm just not a huge fan of Dotson so I'm letting my bias cloud my judgment a bit and ultimately the Jets needed a solid well-rounded WR prospect (then again, they could also use a disruptive interior DL). I still just don't see the ceiling there but then again, maybe ceiling isn't critical for them right now - they just need some guys that can be above average players. That was my most questionable pick by a fair amount, IMO. Should've maybe gone with Nick Cross at 69 instead of Woolen but the Jets signed Whitehead and Woolen just has too damn much potential to pass on the early 3rd. Barno over Beavers would've been justifiable at 117 but I Beavers just presents such an interesting swiss army knife. Then again he may just be a special teams tweener sort. On balance I think that's a hell of a return not just because of the amount of capital I had to work with, but because I think I extracted a really nice bit of value out of just about every one of those picks. |
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