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AdolfOliverBush 08-18-2021 12:41 PM

I'm guessing Reid has a couple of goal line jump-pass plays drawn up for Fortson. He's the genetic clone of Dontari Poe.

Sassy Squatch 08-18-2021 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 15789638)
Im talking real football. Maybe player physique is something some of ya'll are uncomfortable with, but i promise you its something Brett Veach and his scouts look at often. We are discussing athletes, after all.

Holy shit, you take yourself way too seriously. It's not exactly breaking news that a WR to TE conversion project player isn't going to be prototypical size in year one. That doesn't mean we can't get excited about his potential or discuss how we'll use him this year.

KCUnited 08-18-2021 12:43 PM

Reminds me of a narrower assed Brad Cottom

ToxSocks 08-18-2021 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 15789640)
You get obsessed with some weird topics.

Bottom line is Fortson is going to make the team and he will play TE and mainly be used to catch passes rather than block. The size of his ass, his legs, or cock for that matter, mean nothing as far as changing any of that.

lol

The NFL, like most things in life, has patterns. Most players in specific position groups have similar attributes.

WR's for example typically have long, lean limbs. They have high set, thinner calves, like a sprinter. They're generally skinnier at the ankle as well. Their muscle structure is different than say, that of a RB. Look at the build of Watkins, Hardman, D-Rob etc.

RB's typically have the most impressive pound for pound lower bodies, as they need to power through 300lbs linemen, drag piles etc. They have calves like bowling balls, thick legs and ass. Look at Helair.

QB's typically tend to be thick in the mid section. They create torque with their bodies constantly, and as such have incredibly strong cores. Look at Mahomes for example.

******

These muscle structures and body types aid in their unique ability to play their position. Hence why you see common themes throughout NFL rosters.

I'm merely pointing out that Fortson doesn't fit the mold of NFL TE's. He's still built like a WR, which begs the question of whether he can do real TE things in a real NFL game.

Does he have the base to drive against a LB and block? Because yes, he will have to do that. Can he pass protect? Yes, he will have to do that. Can he fight off a LB pressing him at the LoS, and battle through him to make the catch? Because those are TE things. The stronger the base (legs and ass and so forth) the better the ability to accomplish those tasks. Hence my comments about him still looking like a WR.

If you think he's going to just line up and do Travis Kelce things, you're mistaken. The amount of routes Kelce runs is a luxury most TE's aren't afforded, even Kelce admits that. Fortson has to bring more to the table other than just catching the ball to ever develop into a true TE.

UChieffyBugger 08-18-2021 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 15789628)
Look at the legs and ass on Tyreek Hill. They might be the most impressive, pound for pound on the team. Hell, he makes a point to show them off with his itty-bitty short shorts. So no, it's not surprising his lower body generates the kind of explosion to leap over defenders.

Thanks for proving my point.

And why shouldn't Lamar be able to outrun a defense like he can?

And Murray's height limitation is a real thing, and he does have trouble seeing out of a pocket, hence why he tries to roll into voids so frequently to find a clear throwing lanes. It's a known issue for him.

Ya'll so defensive over Jody Fortson. LMAO

Why you are you getting mad that people disagree with you about Fortson though? It's no big deal fgs :D . Let's see how he progresses in the next two games and then if/when he makes the roster it will be up to him to perform in practice and earn that TE 2 spot. I believe he's gonna be a stud and you don't? Ok then let's wait and see as all we're doing is projecting anyway.

Wisconsin_Chief 08-18-2021 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 15789658)
Reminds me of a narrower assed Brad Cottom

LMAO

ToxSocks 08-18-2021 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 15789656)
Holy shit, you take yourself way too seriously. It's not exactly breaking news that a WR to TE conversion project player isn't going to be prototypical size in year one. That doesn't mean we can't get excited about his potential or discuss how we'll use him this year.

Year 3. He's in year 3. IIRC, they tinkered with him at TE in year 1. Went back to WR in year 2. Settled in on TE here in year 3.

We are discussing him.

I'm just giving you my reasons as to why i have my doubts for THIS season. Ya'll are acting like im just making shit up.

ToxSocks 08-18-2021 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by UChieffyBugger (Post 15789666)
Why you are you getting mad that people disagree with you about Fortson though? It's no big deal fgs :D . Let's see how he progresses in the next two games and then if/when he makes the roster it will be up to him to perform in practice and earn that TE 2 spot. I believe he's gonna be a stud and you don't? Ok then let's wait and see as all we're doing is projecting anyway.

LMAO

No one is mad. Why is it when people disagree someone has to assume someone is mad?

Because im arguing my point, that makes me mad? Drama queen.

ToxSocks 08-18-2021 12:59 PM

And to posters like Uchiefybugger: If you have a problem with someone challenging your Preseason optimism than stay the **** out of the conversation instead of whining about my opinion.

dirk digler 08-18-2021 01:06 PM

When pads were off all we heard about was Gray and with pads on it is Fortson. Would like to see more of Gray in this next game.

KC Hawks 08-18-2021 01:09 PM

You guys keep this up, and Keizer will unretire.

O.city 08-18-2021 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 15789673)
Year 3. He's in year 3. IIRC, they tinkered with him at TE in year 1. Went back to WR in year 2. Settled in on TE here in year 3.

We are discussing him.

I'm just giving you my reasons as to why i have my doubts for THIS season. Ya'll are acting like im just making shit up.

I don't believe he's ever been tried at TE.

ToxSocks 08-18-2021 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by O.city (Post 15789704)
I don't believe he's ever been tried at TE.

Yes he has. They tinkered with it his rookie year. I'm 98% sure about that. I remember being surprised last season when he went back to full time WR.

ToxSocks 08-18-2021 01:13 PM

Oh and, WOOT, i made it past 50K Posts! Hurray me!

UChieffyBugger 08-18-2021 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 15789680)
And to posters like Uchiefybugger: If you have a problem with someone challenging your Preseason optimism than stay the **** out of the conversation instead of whining about my opinion.

Omg i can't believe this clown is crying because people think Fortson is going to be good!!..talking about "booty" like it's a fecking bikini contest...suck a dick you emotional moron LMAO

UChieffyBugger 08-18-2021 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by O.city (Post 15789704)
I don't believe he's ever been tried at TE.

He took reps in camp year one but was still bouncing between being a wr and te. Then he stayed at wr last year before making a real change to te this offseason and really buckled down, put on weight, stayed glued to the te room and learned the position properly as Nate Taylor recently wrote about. Now he's going from strength to strength in camp and in the games and can only get better.

saphojunkie 08-18-2021 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 15789628)
Look at the legs and ass on Tyreek Hill. They might be the most impressive, pound for pound on the team. Hell, he makes a point to show them off with his itty-bitty short shorts. So no, it's not surprising his lower body generates the kind of explosion to leap over defenders.

Alright, I've kept quiet until now. You don't understand where explosion comes from. It isn't from muscle, which is one reason why you can't drastically increase your vertical by adding muscle. Another is that added muscle is added weight.

Or have you never seen a 15 year old kid with calves like golf clubs jumping 35 inches?

ToxSocks 08-18-2021 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by UChieffyBugger (Post 15789722)
Omg i can't believe this clown is crying because people think Fortson is going to be good!!..talking about "booty" like it's a fecking bikini contest...suck a dick you emotional moron LMAO

Says the guy that was literally bitching about my opinion, when no one was even talking to your stupid bundle of sticks ass.

Sassy Squatch 08-18-2021 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by saphojunkie (Post 15789731)
Alright, I've kept quiet until now. You don't understand where explosion comes from. It isn't from muscle, which is one reason why you can't drastically increase your vertical by adding muscle. Another is that added muscle is added weight.

Or have you never seen a 15 year old kid with calves like golf clubs jumping 35 inches?

For me it usually comes from Taco Bell.

saphojunkie 08-18-2021 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 15789734)
For me it usually comes from Taco Bell.

That'll do, Pig.

saphojunkie 08-18-2021 01:44 PM

Right about now, Detoxing is searching google for the evidence that I'm wrong, and is instead learning about Achilles tendon length and tension.

AdolfOliverBush 08-18-2021 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by saphojunkie (Post 15789743)
Right about now, Detoxing is searching google for the evidence that I'm wrong, and is instead learning about Achilles tendon length and tension.

I'm guessing quick-twitch muscle fiber is a factor, as well as round, well-defined, supple buttocks.

ETA: Supplebuttocks is where Robert E. Lee surrendered, ending the Civil War.

ToxSocks 08-18-2021 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by saphojunkie (Post 15789743)
Right about now, Detoxing is searching google for the evidence that I'm wrong, and is instead learning about Achilles tendon length and tension.

Actually no, i was going to expand on the argument you presented, which is no shit. Again, you can see that play out in football, hence WR's having significantly better verts than say RB's. See my post about body types aiding certain position groups, such as my description of a WR's legs vs RB's.

Or better yet, Olympic vaulters.

However, i couldn't get my shitty "levers" analogy to work before being interrupted with actual work so i scrapped it, considering we're pretty much on the same page anyway.

But you had to be a smart ass about it....so i guess i needed to finally respond.

Hammock Parties 08-18-2021 01:55 PM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E9GR56xW...pg&name=medium

wazu 08-18-2021 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 15789762)

He's doing this on purpose.

KCUnited 08-18-2021 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 15789762)

Looks like a Brazzers vid

ToxSocks 08-18-2021 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 15789762)

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UChieffyBugger 08-18-2021 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 15789732)
Says the guy that was literally bitching about my opinion, when no one was even talking to your stupid bundle of sticks ass.

No i wasn't "bitching" dickhead...i was merely asking why your dumb ass is getting so heated and making a million replies to people who disagree with you about Jody..and of course your lame excuse was you had to "defend" your feeble argument even though i already told you EVERYTHING IS A PROJECTION..so no-one is right or wrong dummy. But instead of handling it like a grown up you proceeded to make two posts trying to throw insults my way...so get your facts right fool.

siberian khatru 08-18-2021 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 15789768)
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They'd have to scrape up some DNA afterwards to identify her remains.

Hammock Parties 08-18-2021 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 15789766)
Looks like a Brazzers vid

https://i.imgur.com/YVFL2NT.jpg

ToxSocks 08-18-2021 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by UChieffyBugger (Post 15789770)
No i wasn't "bitching" dickhead...i was merely asking why your dumb ass is getting so heated and making a million replies to people who disagree with you about Jody..and of course your lame excuse was you had to "defend" your feeble argument even though i already told you EVERYTHING IS A PROJECTION..so no-one is right or wrong dummy. But instead of handling it like a grown up you proceeded to make two posts trying to throw insults my way...so get your facts right fool.

I was replying to people who were conversating with me, bitch ass sissy. You're such a bitch that you took that as "heated" you sensitive ****.

Sassy Squatch 08-18-2021 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 15789762)

The token white guy who's done some really ****ed up shit to get in the gang.

oldman 08-18-2021 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Dunerdr (Post 15789373)
I'm not either and people here are getting butt hurt about it. He didnt crack the roster over Kiezer and Yelder or whatever we trotted out last year. Color me skeptical.

He was playing WR last year. He put on the weight and bulk during the off season. Here's my point. If we're in a 2 TE set, does the efense have to account for him as a viable threat or can they fob him off to their slowest LB/DE?

RealSNR 08-18-2021 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 15789631)
I went to camp yesterday:
  • I didn't really see Mahomes do anything, but I thought Buechele looked pretty darn good. He had a truly special throw to the near sideline that was fairly Mahomes-ian, as he rolled to his right and threw without setting his feet, hitting a receiver in stride as he dove with a defender draped on him. It was the best throw I'd seen yesterday from any quarterback.
  • Clyde has not shown the gamebreaking progression I thought we'd see from him. He still looks solid, like a guy who's going to be a contributor, but this offense desperately needs a tertiary threat in the passing game, and Clyde doesn't quite look to be stepping up into that.
  • Darwin Thompson looks bigger and tougher -- I didn't go to camp last year due to Covid concerns, but the previous year he was a rookie and getting demolished in the pass protection drill by every linebacker. He held his own every single rep he got in the pass protection drill. I do think Thompson will still make the 53.
  • Speaking of the blitzing vs. pass protection drill, here are some of the highlights: Michael Burton is a tank in pass protection; Edwards-Helaire is far better at pass protection than he was a year ago; Bell and Kelce do a good job against blitzers but Gray and Fortson are, currently, very bad; Gay is a damn buffalo and ruined Gray's life when they went one-on-one.
  • Let's talk the two linebackers: Gay, as I just said, is a buffalo. He is huge and fast, and seems to be weaponizing it far better this year than he did last year. The Chiefs still played him only on base downs, which I think we're all going to complain about this season, because his ability to pursue is downright shocking. A QB threw a swing pass to a RB out in the flat, and Gay got there so fast, you could hear his stomping feet from the stands. He looks outstanding, with Pro Bowl upside. Nick Bolton, however, is the "base defense" version of Ben Niemann. He doesn't make mistakes, but he's so blah and unremarkable. He can't beat anybody in the blitzing drill, he doesn't look fast, and in the coverage drill he can't stick with anyone. He's currently a two-down LB only, and may not play that much this year, in part because Hitchens and Gay look great, but also because he simply doesn't look the part right now.
  • Gray and Fortson are going to solidly be behind Bell on the depth chart at TE. They're both good receivers and make a bunch of catches, Fortson in particular. But neither can block at all right now -- they're not Tebow bad, but they're bad.
  • Yes, everything you're hearing (and seeing) about Chris Jones is true. He's ruining everything in practice, but he's doing it from the DT position -- he's still a tough block from the DE position, but DT is where he's doing his damage. He is not threatening the outside shoulder of the tackles.
  • Tre Smith is a man. In the 1 on 1 drills, he had three reps against Chris Jones. He stood Jones up while Jones walked him back in the first rep. Rep 2, Chris Jones swimmed him and Smith got a facemask full of dirt. Rep 3, Jones tried to go across Smith's face and Smith put him in the ground. So not only is Smith a really good blocker, he's not afraid of anyone.
  • Niang took 100% of the snaps at RT. Remmers took 100% of the snaps at 2nd string LT.
  • This was the backup OL: LT Remmers, LG Durant, C Blythe, RG Allegretti, RT Wylie
  • The best DL on the field yesterday was Chris Jones... by a mile. The second best DL on the field yesterday was Tershawn Wharton... by a mile. He is incredibly slippery and fast, a true 3 tech. He made some noise against the 1s and was unstoppable against the 2s.
  • Also unstoppable against the 2s was Rashad Fenton. Fenton and Baker got zero snaps with the 1st team, and it wouldn't shock me if he gets more reps over the course of the season.
  • Speaking of 1st team secondary, Thornhill was all over the place. He was running with the 3rd team in a couple spots, and he got a couple snaps with the 1st team. Thornhill did have a pretty pass breakup, but also got beat in coverage a few times. He's all over the place right now.
  • Devon Key, after giving up that horrific touchdown in the first preseason game, is no longer receiving 1st team reps at safety, but the Chiefs are absolutely hunting for their 3rd safety after Mathieu and Sorensen. The 3rd safety that ran all practice with the 1s..... Zayne Anderson. Mathieu is shouting at Anderson every single snap, and Anderson was attacked (successfully) by the offense on the 1st snap of 11 v 11. We'll see if the Chiefs continue the experiment, or if they end up defaulting back to Thornhill.
  • The following notable players received first team reps on special teams: Hardman is still rushing FG attempts; Kemp, Fortson, Witzmann, Darryl Williams, Khalen Saunders, O'Daniel, and Watts. Keep in mind that Toub gets a ton of pull with the bottom of the roster, so those names are worth remembering.
  • Orlando Brown concerns me. He doesn't look like he can protect his outside shoulder effectively, and his push in the run game was kind of disappointing in practice. Maybe he wasn't giving it his all.
  • Fountain and Dieter got a ton of play with the 2s. Dieter even got some reps with the 1s.
  • L'Jarius Sneed is a Pro Bowler in the making. He stuck with Tyreek Hill and slapped a pass away from his arms. (Hill would later snag a ball from Mahomes while roasting Sneed, so it's going both ways.)
  • Hardman and Robinson look.... alright. Pretty much more of the same. Pringle has the best shot at being WR3 by November, based on what I saw today.
  • I'm not breaking any news here, but Kelce's route-running is absolutely gorgeous. He has a hundred subtle moves that create enough space between him and his competition. He won every single rep against the linebackers in the 1 on 1 coverage drill.
  • Danna didn't seem to apply any pressure in the 11 v 11, however the Chiefs did rotate him down at DT a ton in practice -- possibly because Nnadi and Reed both got hurt. Reed just got cramps, so he's fine.

Blah blah blah

Tell us your opinion of Jody Fortson's ass.

Kman34 08-18-2021 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 15789762)

One of these things isn’t like the others… Hmmmmm…

Direckshun 08-18-2021 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 15789809)
Blah blah blah

Tell us your opinion of Jody Fortson's ass.

It's nothing to shake a stick at.

ToxSocks 08-18-2021 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 15789777)

All of these guys....huge asses and legs. YUGE.

ToxSocks 08-18-2021 02:42 PM

Haven't seen this posted yet. Interesting data to see who the Chiefs wanted extended looks at. Jody and Gray actually saw pretty much the same amount of snaps, contrary to what some assumed.

https://chiefswire.usatoday.com/2021...deandre-baker/

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oldman 08-18-2021 02:50 PM

The only thing keeping Fortson from that #3 today is that Gray was a draft choice. I would agree that he doesn't fit the typical TE body mold. We only have to cut 5 players afer next week's game, so let's see what he does there and in game 3. He might have been over Keizer last year had there been preseason games, that will never be known. But the fact that he had the off season to bulk up and hone his TE skills has to account for something.

ThyKingdomCome15 08-18-2021 02:51 PM

I found our guy...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MVYug8cHLIM

UChieffyBugger 08-18-2021 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 15789779)
I was replying to people who were conversating with me, bitch ass sissy. You're such a bitch that you took that as "heated" you sensitive ****.

Lol this prick was so heated he replied to me TWICE over one post...GROW UP you pathetic crying ass baby ROFL

ToxSocks 08-18-2021 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by UChieffyBugger (Post 15789863)
Lol this prick was so heated he replied to me TWICE over one post...GROW UP you pathetic crying ass baby ROFL

WTF are you talking about? I replied to your stupid ass post once, you ****ing moron. Holy shit you can't even count right.

oldman 08-18-2021 02:57 PM

[QUOTE=Detoxing;15789571
I can't see them cutting Gray. And I can't see them putting him ahead of Bell either. So that means TE #4 or practice squad.[/QUOTE]

I'd say Gray is TE4 at this point. I don't think Fortson would make it through waivers so PS is probably out of the question. Other teams look at film too.

suzzer99 08-18-2021 02:58 PM

There has to be something Thornhill can't do - like speed turn, or backpeddle or something since the injury - that Spags knows teams will figure out and exploit.

That's the only thing I can think of that makes sense for the way they're demoting him this year and last.

poolboy 08-18-2021 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by oldman (Post 15789804)
He was playing WR last year. He put on the weight and bulk during the off season. Here's my point. If we're in a 2 TE set, does the efense have to account for him as a viable threat or can they fob him off to their slowest LB/DE?

Waller wasnt 255 when he got moved to TE in 2016
He looked thin

Direckshun 08-18-2021 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by oldman (Post 15789876)
I'd say Gray is TE4 at this point. I don't think Fortson would make it through waivers so PS is probably out of the question. Other teams look at film too.

The Chiefs ran 4 deep at TE on the 53 last year.

They gave Fortson a ton of snaps in the first preseason game. In my opinion, he either gets traded or he's TE4.

ToxSocks 08-18-2021 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 15789887)
The Chiefs ran 4 deep at TE on the 53 last year.

They gave Fortson a ton of snaps in the first preseason game. In my opinion, he either gets traded or he's TE4.

They gave Fortson and Gray the same amount of snaps.

I think they go 4 TE's and Fortson sticks. But i do think he'll be a roster bubble player during the season that could get dropped to PS if they need to sign someone because of injury or whatever.

I just don't think he's a lock for the roster like the hype suggests. I do think they could stash him on the PS, as they've been doing for the last two seasons.

Tweener type WR projects aren't some rarity in the NFL. Seemingly every team has project WR's that they like, that they stash.

ToxSocks 08-18-2021 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by suzzer99 (Post 15789878)
There has to be something Thornhill can't do - like speed turn, or backpeddle or something since the injury - that Spags knows teams will figure out and exploit.

That's the only thing I can think of that makes sense for the way they're demoting him this year and last.

They continuously hint that it's mental.

He simply may not be throwing his body around, or breaking down to tackle with aggression.

To me, when the coaches talk about him, it sounds like he's playing with hesitancy.

Thornhill himself has mentioned his need to get better at communicating and making calls. That could be it too.

UChieffyBugger 08-18-2021 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 15789869)
WTF are you talking about? I replied to your stupid ass post once, you ****ing moron. Holy shit you can't even count right.

No you thick piece of garbage YOU REPLIED TO MY POST AND THEN MADE ANOTHER LAME POST NEXT TO IT TRYING TO CALL ME OUT SAYING "POSTERS LIKE UCHIEFFY"...
But of course your argument is falling apart so you've been reduced to pretending that we're all as dumb and blind as you..i don't think so clown :D .

Kiimo 08-18-2021 03:36 PM

Fortson should be compared to Chase Claypool

Sassy Squatch 08-18-2021 03:40 PM

He reminds me of a young Joe Pesci

RealSNR 08-18-2021 04:07 PM

Now I know why Mel Kiper ****s up all the time.

I don't think I've ever seen him chart legs and ass.

Start introducing that metric into NFL Draft talk. And don't just go by appearance, either. Get real data into this bitch. We're talking real measurements. Mass and/or size. How strong are the asses? How far can you bounce a quarter off a draft prospect's ass?

We gotta know this shit, man.

Kiimo 08-18-2021 04:12 PM

That's a wrap on St Joe Ass Camp

KCUnited 08-18-2021 04:12 PM

Dude's built like a Kardashian

Direckshun 08-18-2021 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 15790021)
Now I know why Mel Kiper ****s up all the time.

I don't think I've ever seen him chart legs and ass.

Start introducing that metric into NFL Draft talk. And don't just go by appearance, either. Get real data into this bitch. We're talking real measurements. Mass and/or size. How strong are the asses? How far can you bounce a quarter off a draft prospect's ass?

We gotta know this shit, man.

My favorite draft-ism is to say a thick-lower-bodied guy has “sand in his pants.”

I read that, like, once a week about Dontari Poe when he was a prospect.

Sassy Squatch 08-18-2021 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 15790021)
Now I know why Mel Kiper ****s up all the time.

I don't think I've ever seen him chart legs and ass.

Start introducing that metric into NFL Draft talk. And don't just go by appearance, either. Get real data into this bitch. We're talking real measurements. Mass and/or size. How strong are the asses? How far can you bounce a quarter off a draft prospect's ass?

We gotta know this shit, man.

Should have drills at the combine like picking a dime up with your buttcheeks and seeing how far you can move it.

Kiimo 08-18-2021 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 15790044)
Should have drills at the combine like picking a dime up with your buttcheeks and seeing how far you can move it.

Bernard Pollard pick 1.1

KCUnited 08-18-2021 05:02 PM

Sir Mix-a-lot, Head of Scouting

Sassy Squatch 08-18-2021 05:05 PM

Would gluteal implants count as PEDs?

Baby Lee 08-18-2021 05:14 PM

Our best WR of a generation is a midget, . . . with the legs of a shorter midget, and our wunderkind QB has a dadbod midsection and a badonkadonk that would fit in a Cardi-B video, and we're arguing about prototypical body type by position?

smithandrew051 08-18-2021 05:18 PM

I’m starting to figure out why Michael Turner fell to the 5th round but became a top RB. Dude was thicc AF. No one paid attention to dat ass tho.

KCUnited 08-18-2021 05:23 PM

Bring in Tyrion Lannister for a look at FB

VAChief 08-18-2021 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 15789628)

Ya'll so defensive over Jody Fortson. LMAO

You should have been here for the Jesse Haynes hype.

ToxSocks 08-18-2021 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by UChieffyBugger (Post 15789953)
No you thick piece of garbage YOU REPLIED TO MY POST AND THEN MADE ANOTHER LAME POST MEXT TO IT TRYING TO CALL ME OUT SAYING "POSTERS LIKE UCHIEFFY"...
But of course your argument is falling apart so you've been reduced to pretending that we're all as dumb and blind as you..i don't think so clown :D .

It's sad what meth has done to our country.

Marcellus 08-18-2021 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 15790056)
Sir Mix-a-lot, Head of Scouting

LMAO This is sooooo gooooood.

Detox needs a username change to DeMix-a-Lot.

ROFL

Coochie liquor 08-18-2021 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 15790117)
LMAO This is sooooo gooooood.

Detox needs a username change to DeMix-a-Lot.

ROFL

Or... Sir Thiccs-a-lot

smithandrew051 08-18-2021 07:01 PM

I had my wife make a bumper sticker for me when Covid started:

Stay home if you sick
Come over if you thicc

oldman 08-18-2021 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 15790068)
Our best WR of a generation is a midget, . . . with the legs of a shorter midget, and our wunderkind QB has a dadbod midsection and a badonkadonk that would fit in a Cardi-B video, and we're arguing about prototypical body type by position?

True.

Direckshun 08-18-2021 07:16 PM

I find the lack of discussion about Zayne Anderson disturbing.

Marcellus 08-18-2021 07:17 PM

BTW have you noticed the ass on Mahomes?. Damn its thick.

KCUnited 08-18-2021 07:21 PM

Dude could tread water in quicksand

Red Dawg 08-18-2021 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 15790219)
I find the lack of discussion about Zayne Anderson disturbing.

We are talking about some thick ass on men. This subject has been ignored long enough.

The ass on some of our players are HOF asses.

RealSNR 08-18-2021 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 15790219)
I find the lack of discussion about Zayne Anderson disturbing.


Until we see his ass, we won’t know if he’ll be any good

Baby Lee 08-18-2021 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by saphojunkie (Post 15789731)
Alright, I've kept quiet until now. You don't understand where explosion comes from. It isn't from muscle, which is one reason why you can't drastically increase your vertical by adding muscle. Another is that added muscle is added weight.

Or have you never seen a 15 year old kid with calves like golf clubs jumping 35 inches?

Long neglected memories coming up. There was a kid in JHS [8th grade] who was the strangest outlier one could imagine in the suburbs. He looked middle-aged and I'm talking hard years, and he was monstrously strong. We're talking [again, 8th grade], 325-340 Bench and 500-550 Squat, and built like Stallone.

He could well have already been juicing. He had steroid face features as well.

And in PE, he got pissed because he couldn't sprint. Kept muttering 'muscles are supposed to make you GO!!!'

Tribal Warfare 08-18-2021 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 15790243)
Until we see his ass, we won’t know if he’ll be any good

He's no Whiteboy Riley Cole

KCUnited 08-18-2021 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 15790219)
I find the lack of discussion about Zayne Anderson disturbing.

Lunch pail under the hood, Brian Shay in the trunk

smithandrew051 08-18-2021 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 15790222)
BTW have you noticed the ass on Mahomes?. Damn its thick.

I have definitely noticed that dude’s phat ass in the most heterosexual way possible

smithandrew051 08-18-2021 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Red Dawg (Post 15790241)
We are talking about some thick ass on men. This subject has been ignored long enough.

The ass on some of our players are HOF asses.

Nnadi could have a damn OnlyFans. Dude has a built in beanbag chair.

Sassy Squatch 08-18-2021 08:03 PM

Zayne got that skinny thicc

https://chiefswire.usatoday.com/wp-c...0&h=600&crop=1

KCUnited 08-18-2021 08:07 PM

What he lacks in ass he makes up for in spouses. All good in my book.


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