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beach tribe 03-07-2009 01:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5562881)
I don't even know what this is supposed to mean but when chicks tell me they want to **** my brains out and I send them texts saying I want them to ride me like a cowgirl and they don't call the cops, it's clear something good is happening to me...
Fuqin do it already, and come back and tell us how you told her that "this never happens to me". Unlike the other dudes who use this, you'll actually be telling the truth. Seriously though. Be careful. Wear a condom, and I would even go down there, and check it out if I were you. Chicks in their 30s who are willing to agree to bang w/o even meeting you, have probably had quite a few weenies in there. That said, a condom hardly protect you from shit except HIV, the clap, and what not, if she has HPV, you have HPV. Whether you wore a condom or not.

Mecca 03-07-2009 01:18 AM
I got some HPV on my pizza.

Hammock Parties 03-07-2009 01:22 AM
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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 5562901)
Chicks in their 30s who are willing to agree to bang w/o even meeting you, have probably had quite a few weenies in there.
lol they both want to meet first...there's just no illusion of a potential relationship

wutamess 03-07-2009 01:27 AM
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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 5562901)
Fuqin do it already, and come back and tell us how you told her that "this never happens to me". Unlike the other dudes who use this, you'll actually be telling the truth. Seriously though. Be careful. Wear a condom, and I would even go down there, and check it out if I were you. Chicks in their 30s who are willing to agree to bang w/o even meeting you, have probably had quite a few weenies in there. That said, a condom hardly protect you from shit except HIV, the clap, and what not, if she has HPV, you have HPV. Whether you wore a condom or not.

80% of sexually active people have some form of HPV. Having said that... I'm sick of hearing about your near misses with the pussay.

Could you get it over with please? Stop being a fuggin drama queen about doing something you should've done a decade ago.

beach tribe 03-07-2009 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 5562937)
80% of sexually active people have some form of HPV. Having said that... I'm sick of hearing about your near misses with the pussay.

Could you get it over with please? Stop being a fuggin drama queen about doing something you should've done a decade ago.
Damn, no shit? I thought it was around 40%.

beach tribe 03-07-2009 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5562921)
lol they both want to meet first...there's just no illusion of a potential relationship
Dude you're hooking up to bang, are you not. They will have to meet you to bang you. There's no way around that one.

KcMizzou 03-07-2009 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5562910)
I got some HPV on my pizza.
Add a dash of tabasco. It's a nice combination.

Mecca 03-07-2009 01:42 AM
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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5562972)
Add a dash of tabasco. It's a nice combination.
Well I was trying to see if you could pull off that big sausage pizza site in real life.

Hammock Parties 03-07-2009 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 5562948)
Dude you're hooking up to bang, are you not. They will have to meet you to bang you. There's no way around that one.
It's not like it's a done deal....i might not like them in person, they might not like me who knows?

luv 03-07-2009 01:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5562989)
It's not like it's a done deal....i might not like them in person, they might not like me who knows?
You're thinking about it too much.

Mecca 03-07-2009 01:52 AM
Just don't talk about star wars.

Hammock Parties 03-07-2009 01:53 AM
no shit? really?

greg63 03-07-2009 01:54 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5562995)
You're thinking about it too much.
I think that's the first time he's ever been accused of that.

Mecca 03-07-2009 01:55 AM
Jesus Christ relax I was trying to be light.

greg63 03-07-2009 01:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5563009)
Jesus Christ relax I was trying to be light.
It's probably his testosterone level, he must be saving himself for one of the two women.


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