I have a brief submission for your viewing pleasure and knowledge.


1. Don't take advice on dating from people who don't date well.
2. Don't take advice on sex from people who don't regularly have it.
3. Don't take advice on marriage from people who haven't been, or have been more than twice.

The rest of it isn't that hard. Don't try to be who you're not, embrace your positives, work to acquire more of them. If a broad will only date you if you're 6'3 and bankrolled, she deserves what she ends up with. If you date based on criteria, you deserve the same.

Making women laugh and smile will break down a lot of barriers for you. Take your dates one at a time and don't project the next year on yourself or them. That part takes care of itself.


Also, I'll share some great advice given to me by a wise old man.....Don't stab the soup, stir it.

GET THE **** OUT

Married peeps have invaded

Yeah, wtf?

You guys haven't had new pussy in years. GTFO.

Crazy religious manlets need to GTFO of this thread.

Call them out by name bruh

I had a sex dream.. so that's definitely more action I've gotten since July.

Which is nice.

You should probably just cut your dick off and give it to someone who will use it.

It's too big. Having it removed would cause too much bloodflow to the rest of my body.

Poor guy. :(

Great, it can used as a cast for dildos. At least you'll be contributing to girls getting some in a minor, albeit more significant, way.

Yeah, but I'll be dead.

No you won't.

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Lets see that monster

It's like one of those lame Michelob Ultra, Virginia Slims style cans: from the size right on down to the cream and blue coloration.

Was I right about that one girl?

:facepalm:

Which one?

The one that was too busy for ya

No I haven't. I don't think I would even bother responding to her if she tries to talk to me to be honest.

Don't lie, William.

3 dates lined up this week. Going a bit crazy.

Effort leads to great things. What's your respond rate? The problem with match is it does not separate the paying users from those that can't respond. It is silly.

No idea. I don't have any issues with these dating sites though. Not hard to get first dates. I've been on too many, though. It's getting old. Fast.

I don't either, but the problem is THEY have 4 dates lined up too and can replace those with far less effort.

Yep. The girl I was dating last year had two dates lined up on the night I met her. :doh!:

Exactly. The girl could like you, but have so many options that you don't look as appealing any more. That and they have so many options available they just keep looking out of curiosity.

PGM lets go on a double date bruh

I'll go on a double date with any of you righteous bachelors. Just think of the inside jokes.

ROFL that would be epic

That would certainly be interesting

Bisexual Wiccan Chick.

Ho. Ly. Shit. :bolt:

Dad. Dee. Issues.

I don't know.

I'm not sure I got out of that apartment with all of my soul.

It's all about balance! Where else are you meeting women?

Supermarket/churches/friends of your bros girlfriend?

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Wear a rubber dude

No texts yet, and I don't know if I'd go back anyways. I mean, it was good and she's cute as hell but damn the conversations were some creepy shit. The way she spoke. Books about the craft on all the night stands. Dead roses that looked to be months old hanging around pentagram art on the walls. I seriously had to Google shit when I got home to have a clue of what she was talking about.

Her fridge was totally empty too. I'm talking Ketchup, a couple bottles of water, a block of cheese, and one other thing that I can't remember.

I need to get laid. Been like a month and a half now. :(

Join Okcupid

Nah. Just get a Tinder account.

Girl changed our date from coffee to drinks. Interesting.

"A guy I know" hooked up with 3 different chicks this weekend and narrowly missed out on a 4th girl on Thursday.

Upgrade.

Did you, er, "The guy you know" catch the herp?

Some one went hoggin

Nah. 7's, mostly (per my friend).

2 steady fb's plus a new girl.

I've never heard of anyone having success with Tinder

Pics or you're trolling

That's dangerous shit, man. Real dangerous.

I've raw dogged a few tramps in my time but those days are long gone. 1 in 5 sexually active people have genital herpes. Condoms don't protect you from the herp and genital warts.

So I just realized that you can determine who is "interacting" with you on Facebook by looking at coding on your profile page.

Dear God I hope girls I've crushed on don't figure this out.

You think girls look at coding? ROFL

By "interacting" you mean stalking?

Thankfully that doesn't work for people you're not friends with.

https://pichars.org/store/1126_original_Vd7hV.

A commenter on that article posted the results of a rough experiment concerning that.. And said who appears in your "Most likely to message" list is ordered roughly on who is looking at your profile..

I read the whole reddit thing. I will only believe it if someone on CP does it. The first experiment used a friend of a friend which I think skews it completely. Needs a better control sample.

Anecdotal evidence from my end states that I have people who I don't even realize exist on FB being "ranked" higher than profiles I've looked at.

Mine is like that. I buy fresh every day. Chick sounds creepy to me. Solid hit and quit.

Are you kidding me? I used that app for a week and had to shut it down due to ease of ass. I met one girl for coffee (we bet "anything" on Donks vs Chiefs) and then went to my casa ten minutes later, had another come over to my house for drinks (passed on her but she was attractive), and a decent date with an cute and sane blondie from KC.

Then I'm going to guess you're not friends with good looking people

Aww losing twice in one day is always hard on a girl. :D

Just can't resist can you.

Funny and true story about that girl, I literally had to mop the floor when we were done. She was a single mom, so I can't in good conscience say that I pulled off that elusive female feat. I didn't ask because frankly I sort of didn't want to know.

And wtf, she won the bet as I am in Denver she was a Bronco fan, even twice you might say...

Tinder

Very popular dating app, takes five pics off your facebook and your location and matches you up with single ladies in your area. More hookup based than dating.

I get the idea you'd prefer something longer term, it's sort of full of whores if you gathered from my week and why I quit it almost immediately. You're not missing much.

I stopped using Tinder because the whores all started to want a relationship and shit.

no thanks

Hahaha Ohhh I think I've had some small past experience with the sexual frustrations of a single mom. Im sure she didn't pee on you... At least no matter what it was, it was sterile.

I think.

Odds aren't really in your favor when you **** Broncos fans.

Well that's certainly reassuring Mer, the mysteries of the vagina...nobody knows what might come out of there. But hey, it's sterile. So at least I got that going for me.

Real nice girl. Very ****ing cute. Dinner next Tuesday.

This story sounds fake

Ehhh......not so much.

Urine is.

The womb is a bacteria factory...

I am guessing what Katipan picked up and you missed was that when women have children it can come with bladder control issues. The story is I was fingering her from behind and rubbing her clit at the same time (learn to combo son) and she came, and it seemed like her water broke. I have hardwood floors and she was over the dining table so really no harm no foul.

Is finger-came-unknown sploosh really so hard to believe?

Sucks being schooled in pussy.

Heh just logged onto Tinder and some girl invited me out for mardi gras. Perfect.