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JD10367 03-29-2010 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 6641491)
If you're really really poor, the most they're probably going to take from you is about $200 a kid.

$600 a month can be made flipping burgers part time.

Or you could, you know, go to court in agreement with the hosebeast. Since you two love eachother so much. You don't have to let a judge decide. He'll still play with the amount of your support. But poor people rarely pay more than 20%.
Interesting. What exactly does a hosebeast look like? LMAO

MOhillbilly 03-29-2010 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 6641491)
If you're really really poor, the most they're probably going to take from you is about $200 a kid.

$600 a month can be made flipping burgers part time.

Or you could, you know, go to court in agreement with the hosebeast. Since you two love eachother so much. You don't have to let a judge decide. He'll still play with the amount of your support. But poor people rarely pay more than 20%.

But how will he pay for his drugs?

loochy 03-29-2010 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 6641498)
Interesting. What exactly does a hosebeast look like? LMAO
According to MTG, a hosebeast resembles some sort of pregnant goddess.

Perhaps this photo somewhat resembles a "hosebeast."

http://www.hoolinet.com/Portals/0/white%20trash.jpg

Jilly 03-29-2010 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 6641498)
Interesting. What exactly does a hosebeast look like? LMAO
She doesn't exactly know....she just appreciates it's eloquence.

Katipan 03-29-2010 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 6641498)
Interesting. What exactly does a hosebeast look like? LMAO
I went to do an image search for one, but didn't click the image tab. Instead I found the Urban Dictionary definitions... Man, I just threw that out there to be insulting, I didn't realize I was using it in perfect context.

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 6641501)
But how will he pay for his drugs?
Same way everyone else does. Paying that much in child support with joint custody of 3 kids, he'll get food stamps. Swap your food stamps 3:1 for real cash. OR if he's lucky he'll find a drug dealer that has kids and needs the food stamps. You can probably get $50 for every $100 that way.

MOhillbilly 03-29-2010 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 6641512)

Same way everyone else does. Paying that much in child support with joint custody of 3 kids, he'll get food stamps. Swap your food stamps 3:1 for real cash. OR if he's lucky he'll find a drug dealer that has kids and needs the food stamps. You can probably get $50 for every $100 that way.
Missouri has "EBT cards".

kstater 03-29-2010 03:43 PM
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And I havent slept with my wife for 2 weeks so though it may be slow, I am making some progress.
To be fair, she spent those two weeks spitting out another man's baby.

kstater 03-29-2010 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 6640784)
She's clearly a ****ing psycho. .
Well, he ain't too far North of psycho either.

Hootie 03-29-2010 03:49 PM
at this point...I need to see pictures of MTG's wife before I can give any further advice/opinions...

SPchief 03-29-2010 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6641327)
My ideal end would be full custody of my kids and her paying me support. But I would settle for joint custody and neither of us having to pay each other anything.
I thought your ideal end was you two back together?

patteeu 03-29-2010 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6641349)
I wasnt 55 grand under. The house auctioned off for 55 grand less than I owed. Whoever bought it got an amazing deal. The stupid mortgage company accepted the first offer. And no, I couldnt afford it on my own. I stayed and payed as long as I could, but with the mortgage and ridiculous utility bills I couldnt do it unless I wanted to have no money for food, gas, or clothes and necessities for my kids.
If he got an amazing deal, you should have been able to sell it before it was foreclosed.

BIG_DADDY 03-29-2010 06:20 PM
I suppose everybody has already told him to get out and take the kids with him. Just wow.

DeezNutz 03-29-2010 06:39 PM
He got out, but he couldn't take the kid because it wasn't ready to be born yet. /obligatory

dirk digler 03-29-2010 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6641323)
He told me what I already knew, that if she fights it I wont be able to get full custody unless I have something really bad on her like past drug use or abuse. He said he could probably get me joint custody no problem but I would most likely still have to pay support.
What you should do MTG is invite your wife to lunch and sit down and talk to her and strike a deal where you both split the kids and no support. That is what myself and my ex did. You don't have to pay support unless she wants you too.

ClevelandBronco 03-29-2010 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by The Bad Guy (Post 6640499)
You really need to see a therapist.

Even having that thought is the most pathetic thing I have ever heard.
No. He needs to eat a pistol. If he's real. And he isn't.


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