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So, God told her to give us all a handie for money?
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All I can say is Amen and Hallelujah! :D |
I need to start going to whatever church she goes to....
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Vintage Florida. Note that not only was there a 7 month old child in the car with him but it was in the front seat...
Accused Florida drug dealer hides $1,000 in rectum Florida police arrested a man following a traffic stop when they found he was carrying an assortment of drugs and a large amount of money. But the biggest surprise came when they got back to the station and found the cash had disappeared but $20 bills were falling from his rectum. A Marion County deputy pulled over Pattreon Stokes, 26, for speeding in the early hours of the morning Saturday, cops said in a Facebook post. During the stop, the officer smelled marijuana and upon searching the car, he found methamphetamine, rock cocaine and heroin. A scale was also recovered from the vehicle. Police said he was carrying a “small amount of marijuana and a large amount of currency on his person.” They arrested Stokes and brought him to Marion County Jail. But when they got there, cops said the money they found earlier was gone. Stokes claimed that deputies had already collected it, but “this was certainly not true,” police wrote in the post. “Detention deputies then noticed something quite unusual...” the post reads. “They observed $20.00 bills falling from Stokes’ buttocks area.” In a process cops called “necessary but undesirable” for everyone involved, they found $1,090.00 in U.S. currency hidden in Stokes’ rectum. “Judging from Stokes’ mug shot, he looks pretty ‘bummed’ about the whole situation,” police joked. The Facebook post went on to apologize to the “wonderful cashiers” in Marion County, writing that they’d would understand if cash handlers chose to use gloves. Police added that there was a 7-month-old child in the front passenger seat of Stokes’ car when he was arrested. Stokes is charged with Smuggling Contraband into a Detention Facility, Trafficking Methamphetamine, Trafficking Heroin, Possession of Cocaine with the Intent to Sell, Manufacture or Deliver, Possession of Marijuana and Possession of Drug Equipment. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/29...in-rectum.html |
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2 month long investigation! Hahaha. "Has everyone had a turn? Ok, let's take them down now!" |
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A man’s parents reportedly flew from India to Florida to “discipline” his wife for “being disobedience".
Authorities rescued the mother of a one-year-old, from what they described as a “horribly abusive situation”. The woman, who has not been named, was held in her home against her will by her husband, Devbir Kalsi, 33. Police said his parents had flown to his home to participate in the abuse. Investigators believe Kalsi and his parents, Jasbir and Bhupinder Kalsi, had been abusing the woman for a long period of time. The arrest report said Kalsi struck her “repeatedly and forcefully” and when the woman attempted to defend herself, his parents began hitting her too, leaving bruises on her face, neck and torso, The victim told her parents in India about the abuse who notified the sheriff’s office, Fox 13 news reported. When officers arrived at the property to investigate, they had to enter forcibly after they found the door blocked by Kalsi. The victim was heard inside the property screaming to be saved and asking officers to rescue her child. She was found with bruises all over her body and told officers that her phone had been taken away and that a knife had been held to her throat. "I'm both sad and scared at the same time," said her neighbour Stephanie Payne. "I'm upset that this was all going on right across the street from me and I never knew and couldn't do anything about it and couldn't help her because that really breaks my heart to know that a woman and her one-year-old were being treated so poorly and were so scared." Kalsi and his parents are facing a wide range of charges. They include aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, failure to report child abuse and false imprisonment. All three could also be deported back to India. Link: https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-m...175343979.html |
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">These two were caught stealing a JEA pole just this morning! Citizens watching out and officers cleaning up = partnership! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Irma?src=hash">#Irma</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/JSO?src=hash">#JSO</a> <a href="https://t.co/q6VKOvPKuU">pic.twitter.com/q6VKOvPKuU</a></p>— Jax Sheriff's Office (@JSOPIO) <a href="https://twitter.com/JSOPIO/status/908000530793984000">September 13, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Wow. ROFL
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At least they had the decency to put a flag on it
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The Florida News thread is my favorite on the CP.
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