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gblowfish 08-20-2017 12:17 PM

So, God told her to give us all a handie for money?

scho63 08-20-2017 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 13026804)
So, God told her to give us all a handie for money?

Sure looks like that! ROFLROFL

All I can say is Amen and Hallelujah! :D

gblowfish 08-20-2017 12:55 PM

I need to start going to whatever church she goes to....

Sorce 08-25-2017 02:47 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvtlJZa6br0

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/mi...prings-9614851

Story:
Spoiler!

GloryDayz 08-25-2017 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorce (Post 13036057)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvtlJZa6br0

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/mi...prings-9614851

Story:
Spoiler!

That's AWESOME. **** that racist piece of shit...

vailpass 08-29-2017 03:15 PM

Vintage Florida. Note that not only was there a 7 month old child in the car with him but it was in the front seat...

Accused Florida drug dealer hides $1,000 in rectum

Florida police arrested a man following a traffic stop when they found he was carrying an assortment of drugs and a large amount of money. But the biggest surprise came when they got back to the station and found the cash had disappeared but $20 bills were falling from his rectum.

A Marion County deputy pulled over Pattreon Stokes, 26, for speeding in the early hours of the morning Saturday, cops said in a Facebook post. During the stop, the officer smelled marijuana and upon searching the car, he found methamphetamine, rock cocaine and heroin. A scale was also recovered from the vehicle.

Police said he was carrying a “small amount of marijuana and a large amount of currency on his person.” They arrested Stokes and brought him to Marion County Jail.

But when they got there, cops said the money they found earlier was gone. Stokes claimed that deputies had already collected it, but “this was certainly not true,” police wrote in the post.

Detention deputies then noticed something quite unusual...” the post reads. “They observed $20.00 bills falling from Stokes’ buttocks area.”

In a process cops called “necessary but undesirable” for everyone involved, they found $1,090.00 in U.S. currency hidden in Stokes’ rectum.

“Judging from Stokes’ mug shot, he looks pretty ‘bummed’ about the whole situation,” police joked.

The Facebook post went on to apologize to the “wonderful cashiers” in Marion County, writing that they’d would understand if cash handlers chose to use gloves.

Police added that there was a 7-month-old child in the front passenger seat of Stokes’ car when he was arrested. Stokes is charged with Smuggling Contraband into a Detention Facility, Trafficking Methamphetamine, Trafficking Heroin, Possession of Cocaine with the Intent to Sell, Manufacture or Deliver, Possession of Marijuana and Possession of Drug Equipment.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/29...in-rectum.html

Hamwallet 08-29-2017 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 13026176)
YOU GUYS ARE GETTING SLOW WITH ALL THE DC BULLSHIT DISTRACTIONS!!! :(

THIS IS GOOD AND I WOULD PLOW AND PLOW BOTH OF THEM!
:D:D

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Mother-daughter duo busted in erotic massage parlor sting
Published August 19, 2017 New York Post

http://nypost.com/2017/08/18/mother-...-parlor-sting/

A mother-daughter duo was busted earlier this week for an unlicensed massage parlor offering sexual favors.

Anne Dodge, 55, and Jennifer Dodge, 30, were arrested after authorities received a tip alleging prostitution at their home in Sarasota, Florida.

The pair posted ads to Backpage.com advertising their erotic services, news station WFTS reported.

“I am a beautiful, talented, licensed massage therapist whom God uses to bring his healing energy to you and bring you to a whole new level of ecstasy,” a listing for Anne reportedly said.

Between June and August, detectives conducted an undercover operation into their massage business.

During the investigation, Anne performed a massage on an undercover officer for money despite not having a license. Her daughter offered another detective sexual favors for a fee.

Authorities obtained a search warrant of their home Wednesday and uncovered a towel steamer, deep-tissue massage lotion and warming massage oil, according to news station WFVT.

The older Dodge was arrested Wednesday and faces charges that include operating a massage establishment without a license. She was released the same day on $4,000 bond.

Her daughter, Jennifer, was booked Thursday and charged with prostitution. The 30-year-old, who posted the $1,500 bail, has three prior convictions for prostitution.

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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/...3105378863.jpg

https://thenypost.files.wordpress.co...4&h=441&crop=1


2 month long investigation! Hahaha. "Has everyone had a turn? Ok, let's take them down now!"

Otter 08-29-2017 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 13026176)
YOU GUYS ARE GETTING SLOW WITH ALL THE DC BULLSHIT DISTRACTIONS!!! :(

THIS IS GOOD AND I WOULD PLOW AND PLOW BOTH OF THEM!
:D:D

==========================================

Mother-daughter duo busted in erotic massage parlor sting
Published August 19, 2017 New York Post

http://nypost.com/2017/08/18/mother-...-parlor-sting/

A mother-daughter duo was busted earlier this week for an unlicensed massage parlor offering sexual favors.

Anne Dodge, 55, and Jennifer Dodge, 30, were arrested after authorities received a tip alleging prostitution at their home in Sarasota, Florida.

The pair posted ads to Backpage.com advertising their erotic services, news station WFTS reported.

“I am a beautiful, talented, licensed massage therapist whom God uses to bring his healing energy to you and bring you to a whole new level of ecstasy,” a listing for Anne reportedly said.

Between June and August, detectives conducted an undercover operation into their massage business.

During the investigation, Anne performed a massage on an undercover officer for money despite not having a license. Her daughter offered another detective sexual favors for a fee.

Authorities obtained a search warrant of their home Wednesday and uncovered a towel steamer, deep-tissue massage lotion and warming massage oil, according to news station WFVT.

The older Dodge was arrested Wednesday and faces charges that include operating a massage establishment without a license. She was released the same day on $4,000 bond.

Her daughter, Jennifer, was booked Thursday and charged with prostitution. The 30-year-old, who posted the $1,500 bail, has three prior convictions for prostitution.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/...3104682328.jpg

https://scontent.fphx1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...78&oe=59EAE2D2

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/...3105356441.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/...3105810588.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/...3105378863.jpg

https://thenypost.files.wordpress.co...4&h=441&crop=1

Wow, the daughter looks sinister. She even has a "I'm having a good time" smile for the mugshot.

gblowfish 09-06-2017 09:08 AM

A man’s parents reportedly flew from India to Florida to “discipline” his wife for “being disobedience".

Authorities rescued the mother of a one-year-old, from what they described as a “horribly abusive situation”.

The woman, who has not been named, was held in her home against her will by her husband, Devbir Kalsi, 33.

Police said his parents had flown to his home to participate in the abuse.

Investigators believe Kalsi and his parents, Jasbir and Bhupinder Kalsi, had been abusing the woman for a long period of time.

The arrest report said Kalsi struck her “repeatedly and forcefully” and when the woman attempted to defend herself, his parents began hitting her too, leaving bruises on her face, neck and torso,

The victim told her parents in India about the abuse who notified the sheriff’s office, Fox 13 news reported.

When officers arrived at the property to investigate, they had to enter forcibly after they found the door blocked by Kalsi.

The victim was heard inside the property screaming to be saved and asking officers to rescue her child.

She was found with bruises all over her body and told officers that her phone had been taken away and that a knife had been held to her throat.

"I'm both sad and scared at the same time," said her neighbour Stephanie Payne. "I'm upset that this was all going on right across the street from me and I never knew and couldn't do anything about it and couldn't help her because that really breaks my heart to know that a woman and her one-year-old were being treated so poorly and were so scared."

Kalsi and his parents are facing a wide range of charges. They include aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, failure to report child abuse and false imprisonment.

All three could also be deported back to India.

Link: https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-m...175343979.html

displacedinMN 09-14-2017 06:43 AM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">These two were caught stealing a JEA pole just this morning! Citizens watching out and officers cleaning up = partnership! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Irma?src=hash">#Irma</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/JSO?src=hash">#JSO</a> <a href="https://t.co/q6VKOvPKuU">pic.twitter.com/q6VKOvPKuU</a></p>&mdash; Jax Sheriff&#39;s Office (@JSOPIO) <a href="https://twitter.com/JSOPIO/status/908000530793984000">September 13, 2017</a></blockquote>
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notorious 09-14-2017 10:51 AM

Wow. ROFL

scho63 09-14-2017 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by displacedinMN (Post 13079871)
These two were caught stealing a JEA pole just this morning! Citizens watching out and officers cleaning up = partnership!

Proves white trash can be a lot dumber than black folk !!! ROFLROFLROFL

ptlyon 09-14-2017 11:51 AM

At least they had the decency to put a flag on it

gblowfish 09-14-2017 12:25 PM

The Florida News thread is my favorite on the CP.

GloryDayz 09-14-2017 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 13080394)
Proves white trash can be a lot dumber than black folk !!! ROFLROFLROFL

They were profiled!


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