That's called squirting. Not urine and not normal vaginal lubricant.

You look like a douche you sure it wasn't your asshole you were fingering?

It's like working in a mine: the more you go in there the more you learn about how dangerous the environment truly is...

Oh please tell me you come with a canary and I can drift off to sleep.

*Sigh* I know dude, my original post below was a sly reference to her either pissing on my floor or squirting.

"so I can't in good conscience say that I pulled off that elusive female feat."

Nice! where did you find this one?

Heh.

Pretty funny, billay.

Sorry, I'm not really good with birds...:D

Went well. Plan on setting up something to see her again.

gald i aint out there doin this crap ! i dont FB tweet or any o that crap, just an old married man. only looked on here to see what all the bitchins about lol!

I wonder if any of these chicks have Google Clay ' s name and found his account here ROFL

It's not funny. This board destroyed a relationship I had.

Sorry. I don't remember that. What a bunch of dicks.

It's not really anyone's fault. People are stupid though, and if they let message board bullshit destroy a relationship, they deserve exactly what they get.

Wasn't it that someone actively searched for the girl's profile and then informed her about your posts?

No. It had nothing to do with anyone here.

People react negatively to CP, though.

What happened?

Women dislike CP.

This happened months ago, BTW. No big deal.

Yeah many of us have posted shit that would turn every girl off

I just tell guys to read it all up front. I don't have to explain myself as much then.

If they see billay flex picture :eek:

Like, the billay posting in here flex picture?

Where's that at?

" don't like this side of you"

If that was a deal breaker she's probably stuck up.

All I ever see is good first date, check out this smoking chick. She liked nerdy things we are a match made in heaven. Those are not really relationships. Flings is the word.

Now hopefully your username is not similar to on here to past ones or your name tied to it. Well second thought, your name is on here and if they search it might find a lot of threads on here not too flattering.

though I give you credit, your ego has come down a little after the weight loss on how you refer to women.
so you will eventually find a good one.

I have some questions about online dating.

I've had pretty good luck with getting girls to respond to my initial message. But I soon find myself running out of things to talk about. Usually I just end up asking them if they want to play 20 questions or whatever, and that works out ok. Is there a better course of action?

Also... What is a good amount of time to ask a girl if she wants to go do something? I asked for a girls number last night, and we've been texting a lot today. I don't want to jump the gun and ask her too soon. I've been on a number of dates and slept with some good looking women using my own methods, but I'd like to actually try and make a relationship out of this one.

You don't spend too much time talking with them online. That's stupid.

If they reply to your initial message and your reply to their reply, then you immediately ask them out and try and get their number. If they balk at that, ignore them. Seriously.

I try to get to that as quickly as possible. I've gotten a few, "I'd like to try and get to know you a little better before we meet" type messages though. I guess I understand their concerns, but I'm not going to wait around forever.

Probably best to get to know someone in person. .

Seriously, don't waste time on those girls. This is a numbers game. Talking online gives you zero indicators into chemistry beyond "they are intelligent and not a jerk."

I don't think this is necessarily true, however you won't believe me unless it happens to you, so you just keep trucking on. You've yet to date for any considerable amount of time, so one has to wonder if maaaaybe you just don't know as much as you think you do?

Incorrect.

However, in the past, I have wasted WEEKS blabbing with someone online. It was a waste of time.

You don't get to know someone by banging away on a keyboard.

No.

Yes.

I don't count...

:spock:

Chiefsplanet is a great example. I have been talking to you idiots for 12 years and many of you think I'm gay.

Why the confusion? Dating is always a numbers game. In any arena.

Depends how much interest they show in their responses. I have asked to meet after their 2nd reply at times and even been asked out by them at that point. I will try and get to know a bit through text if our times don't mesh up to meet right away. Always have a backup pla. They are even flakier than those you meet in person.

There is nothing worse than chatting for a week plus and either being deceived or having ZERO chemistry together when you finally meet...awkward.

Chatting a week plus without getting the #?

That just screams "lonely, no confidence, weirdo."

Make a ****ing move. Shit or get off the pot. Carpe datem!

I meant after you meet.

Yup.

I'm and old fashioned guy.

I'd see a gril I liked and milk all her friends for valuable intel. Assure myself the LZ was friendly.

Wine and dine after knowing all her major turn offs and Seinfeld quirky hates so we could move on right to the I like/She likes part...

Immediately. Right now. Do it.

Damn. This is a pretty bitchy statement, whether you intended it that way or not.

:shrug:

Is this your first day?

Go easy on him

Big Smoke: I send out a generic complement

Girl: thanks

Me: do what's your name where ya from?

Girl: blah blah you?

Me: tell them where I'm from

Girl: I love that area I'm down there a lot

Me: awesome we should go out whats your #

Girl: #.

Works 80-90% of the time. Usually if they respond to the first message you're in. Think about it why would they respond if there's no attraction.

Too wordy, how about;

Big Smoke: Wanna ****?

If you want that postpartum hallway stuffed, the answer is no.

That doesn't work the more you act like you don't want to get laid the more likely you will.

Its very sweet that you feel the need to stick up for Clay. But I've invested the kind of hours into his cock that you only dream of. Since his virgin dreams to his first dates.

It took a village.

You only see your hero. Someone to look up to. To try and emulate. I remember the scared fat virgin we had to hand hold after his first abortive throat ****ing.

Were you there?
You were, huh.

Maybe next time you try relaxing.

Milf hunting?

This thread turned confusing.

What's confusing about milf hunting?

Not that. More like Katipan having lots of time invested in Clay's dangle down.

Bummer, guess that's why I'll die married and all alone.

What's the oldest you have gotten down with?

21
http://i.imgur.com/8g3mion.jpg

You ****ed a grandma? Lol nice!

I might start a thread. WTF

61 is the new 30 and for the record that could be great grandma. LMAO

http://popgoestheweek.com/wp-content...ck-grandma.jpg

Did this lady give you a blowie with poprocks?

Wow

http://i.imgur.com/4JqE0Pm.gif

I would have guessed a school teacher reliving her youth.

Kudos to you. I'm sure she appreciated you ratcheting that thing open and working out the cobwebs.