This is just one clue that this persona is a farce. The asshole writing this shit is writing it from the most self-absorbed viewpoint possible. No self esteem my ass.

After reading this thread, I think the "21 year old douche" is probably less of a reerun/douche than MTG is.

I thought when you auctioned off a house you could have a minimum bid amount for it to be sold at?

Maybe i'm wrong. I know this lady that had her house auctioned off in the middle of winter and no one showed up to even bid on it. Really nice place.

Yep, cuz in 4 weeks he'll be back in the saddel :hump: while our CP village idiot keeps sending payments while he takes number and waits his turn

MTG's family mess here sounds like he should be a Raiders fan.

I've made a very important life decision. The state-of-the-art in elective and voluntary medical procedures has reached its zenith over the past decades. Using enhanced DNA splicing, experimental pharmaceuticals and advanced surgical techniques, the possibilities are now endless. That's why I've decided to have the first trans-species surgery in history. I'm going to be medically transformed into a half-human, half-giraffe. Then, I'm going to try out for the San Antonio Spurs.

FAX

that's gonna be a bidding war to the rights of the rubber soled girrafe shoes between reebok and nike

Give the guy a break. He is going thru some serious &*^%! Just hope that he in no way uses his kids as a crutch.

You're full of shit.

The only part of this post I believe is you not spending money on dates. You're using chicks who have low enough self esteem to pay for you. You're a douche.

Oh, and quit ****ing using your kids as an excuse for everything. It's sickening.

I think I'm going to have to ignore this thread. It makes me want to punch someone, and the only things around to punch are my wife and my cat. Punching either of those would probably not yield desirable results.

Are you brain dead?
Go back and re-read his drivel, he's brought a portion of this on himself.
Sympathy is in the dictionary right between sh*t and syphalis (sp)

In MTG's case, the former might.

You want to become Duff McKagan?!?
http://www.superiorpics.com/wenn_alb...001_101108.jpg

I was thinking Harvey Williams or Merton Hanks.

http://x18.xanga.com/acab17e501c3132.../z22662236.jpg

I seriously hope there are not a lot of guys out there like MTG.