Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7478360)

no one can really fault claythan for his misguided sexual ideas. He learned everything he knows from Jehovah's cartoon pamphlets suggesting his unit would burn off on the way to hell for pleasuring a woman...and then 2girls1cup and craigslist hookers....that and stories about all of the pipe endelt and III laid back in the day.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7477884)

Yes, I'm sure that she'll be thrilled to have a bunch of requests come in from Internet dorks wanting to see more nudie pictures of her.

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7478382)

If she'd have laid billay, her pelvis would have been destroyed and she'd never have been able to harm herself or these other innocent boys.


I wish it weren't real families affected. The idea and the jokes are fun and easy.
The evening her family is having probably not so much. I feel pretty bad for them.

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7478382)

I wish it weren't real families affected. The idea and the jokes are fun and easy.
The evening her family is having probably not so much. I feel pretty bad for them.

Originally Posted by billay (Post 7478394)

You saying I got a monster cawk? Thats kinda gay but thanks for the complement.

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7478409)

I just figured since you had that Popeye forearm from excess autostimulation, that maybe some of that spinach was tamped down your peehole too, Olivoyle.

Originally Posted by billay (Post 7478431)

That chick is hot man i'd suck the shit out of her asshole

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7478348)

"yeah, we did a pretty good job. We raised a beautiful daughter, she's intelligent, ambitious and goes out and gets' what she wants. We've done what every parent aspires....We've got her safely graduated from HS and college, she's not on drugs, not in porn and no rashes from her brass pole allergy......"

ring ring ring {hello}

"SHE DID WHAT?!!!!


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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7478461)

Yeah. Can you imagine? Wonder who still pays on her student loans? Her car is costing some of us some money too. I hope she didn't have Farmers.

Originally Posted by billay (Post 7478467)

Now you're sounding like one of those tea partiers. Take it do DC!

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7478482)

Wait so is she dead or not?

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7478487)

I don't know anything about tea partiers but I understand a little about economics and that crap ain't free.