Thank you - I'm gay - gay for that pussy.

Was it expensive?

Ive embarrassed the shit out of myself in this thread. I learned to stay away. Can't wait til it's hit it's post limit so someone has to start a new one.

Curious, did it smell like old people? Just want to know what I'm in for later in life.

You should ask the mods to delete this thread, start with Bob Dole.

Well post some more stories for more burst

:clap:

Don't really have any good stories. I've been dating a girl on and off for a while now. It was the girl with the alcohol problem. I told her straight up that it was an issue for me and she quit. She's much happier now, and employed, and we split stuff 50/50 now. It's worked out well for me.

ROFL

I'd like to avoid this for at least a decade, maybe two. Please explain the events that led up to the event.

Tried out Clay's advice, and got a date for this weekend! PBJ

Good job man. Seems a lot scarier than it actually is. Have fun.

Don't talk about religion or politics.

3 different dates this week. Possibly more...sigh gonna be a long week.

This shit is stressful.

In a way though this works in your favor. The more options you have the less likely you are to come on too strong to any one of them...

Diversify your portfolio and hopefully you end up with one really nice investment.

**** em all

It is. Remembering details from each one can be tricky at times. I am laid back the way it is, so coming on too strong has never been a problem for me.

WELL hopefully they all are not whores.

PGM do you grunt when you cum?

Just double bag it, baby. You're welcome.

Depends

Yup. Tonight was a case study on why I should never ever bother with women because I will inevitably **** something up and look like a weird as shit creeper doing so.

Thank God no one saw it go down and that no one I'm friends with has any idea that I was even trying.

deets?

So there was this girl that I liked a lot early in the fall and we talked for a bit but she had just gotten out of a relationship. She is a really nice girl, but did typical girl things, like hooking up with the asshole. I tried with her because I really like her but she told me that I was just a friend.
Time goes on and she keeps toying with me and saying shit like "I wish more guys were like you" in texts.
Last night we were at the same house warming party. We both end up getting drunk and the dbag she was Hooking up w was there but was the DD. She takes my hand and says "I need to talk to you" and we go upstairs. We get into the bedroom and she pounces on me and we make out for a good 10 minutes until the dbag comes up and says they had to leave (we both stopped when we heard him walking to the door).
Note: she also says he's a friend and nothing is there.
I think she used that dbag as a rebound after she broke up w her ex. She didn't use me bc I wanted a relationship.

Not sure what to do from this point forward? Ask her how she feels about us? I see her a lot bc we have a lot of mutual friends. I don't want to come off petty or desperate either.
I really really like this girl though and have for the last 6 months.

And this is not the virgin girl obviously. I ended that one.

She's playing games with you ignore her for now and see what she does. Dont pursue her.

This sounds like terrible advice.

It's a victory bro, definitely. Just keep doing what you are doing man, she knows you want a relationship and the ball is in her court so you can't really do too much unless she wants more. A red flag though is the dude that is acting like her boyfriend taking her to and from party, and telling her it's time to leave. He's more than a friend I think.

Something that will give you something to do while she is jacking around, if she is hot are her friends hot? Because if they are that's where you need to be doing work.

True.

Get a resolution.

Tell her you'd like to date/****/get married but if she just wants to be friends you're ok with that. You respect her so you want to clarify this so there's no misunderstandings.

If she wants to be friends wait 2 weeks then ask her opinion about one of her friends. Then you'll be able to ferret out the truth because about the only time women are ever honest is when they're pissed off...

That's not a victory.

That's Vichy France...

This. She shows up with hook up guy...gets drunk makes out with you...leaves with hook up guy. Even though she gives you the "nothing there" line there is. Too many red flags and drama.

That girl likes you. Tell her either she starts dating you, pronto, or you're done with her. Be a man about this.

Sounds like she isn't gf material though.

Didn't she already tell him she only likes him as a friend?

Then leaves with the guy she was hooking up with?

But Patteau says pursuit? Pat lost.

Maybe you can get your dick wet but this girl sounds like a hoe. She's going to end up playing you.

Rule no. 1: Be attractive
Rile no. 2: don't be unattractive

It's not a decisive victory, which is why I think he should be doing work on her friends.

That's too cryptic, just like all your posts in this thread.

Give us the deets or get the **** out.

LMAO

What did you do?

Girl invited me to her apartment for beers . After a few hours of talking with her actually getting close to me and giving me what I thought was a green light, I made a move and she told me she wasn't looking for any sort of relationship. So it got really ****ing awkward really ****ing fast which means either I'm incredibly bad at reading women or that I said / did / am something unattractive.

****ing great night let me tell you.

Canceled my third date. Just can't take the anxiety or the stress at this point.

We'll see if 2nd girl is into me at all here in a bit.

I don't believe anyone is this bad with women.

Any chance we could get you to wear a Go Pro cam next time you hit up a social venue?

Believe it.

Drinking?

Three hours?

She's getting close?

You are in the killzone pal, time to lock n' load. I would of done the same thing. It's our job to initiate, if it is not reciprocated then good day ma'am. You didn't do anything wrong as long as you took the rejection like a man and didn't do anything goofy.

I can't be done w her. We have the same mutual friends, some of which are my best friends. I'm not giving them up for a girl.

I think I'm gonna ask what that was. If we are just friends and it was a drunken deal then I'm backing off and not texting her anymore.
I was over her but that incident brought pulled me back in.

You don't have to. Just ignore her if she's not going to date you, though. Seriously.

Girls can be like that. Dont read into instead keep it moving to the next one.

Nope. There won't be a next one. If I'm going to make a ****ing fool of myself I'm going to at least enjoy it and there was nothing enjoyable about what transpired last night.

Right. Find a different girl dude.

**** that girl. I'm usually hard on your posts, because they're depressing. But that girl is a ****ing asshole. You didn't do anything wrong, there.

Sounds like she just wanted to get laid. What's wrong with that?

If she wanted to get laid why did she reject his advances? Sounds like she took pleasure in leading him on.

she was teasing for the attention

I just found out that she used me since the dbag was a dd and not drunk. She wanted to make him jealous by using me. I text her last night asking about it and no response. Christ I feel like shit.

I'm going to cut off communication w this bitch and avoid her at all cost. This has been going on since September. I'm burned out.

Terrible advice/Patteau

She's a horrible person. Don't ever talk to her again.

You got to fight fire with fire, but who wants to play that game!

There are ways to turn the tables but its a skilled art and if you knew said skilled art you wouldn't be in this situation.

You're obviously wise enough to say "NEXT"

...and girls wonder why most guys are douchebags ROFL. Damn you and discuss both got raw deals.

Well she liked you enough to invite you over for beers. You have to have something going for you. Focus on your positives.

I wish I had read your posts earlier.

Texting her that soon was a very bad idea. Mentioning anything about the situation at all was the epitome of colossal dipshitery. Anyone who's played ball long enough has been there done that, but damn man you basically hung the curve right over the plate. It ****ing sucks.

If I was you, I'd suggest NEVER burning a bridge. Bitches have a way of coming back around. Especially when they figure out "they ****ed up". It might be a couple months, a year, or even 10... do your thing and let them see it. Before you know it your phone rings with little to no effort at all based purely on those past experiences and good living. At that point you're free to grudge **** the old feelings out of them or make a go of it. Either way, you'll be the one dumping nuts on your terms while playing the field of young and dumb on the side.

You know, with 7 billion people on the planet, it's not really all that worth it to get worked up about one of them.

PGM got a handjob on his date

An old fashioned would be nice

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Consider me ****ing insane.

The odds are just so stacked against men in the online dating world. The average looking chicks come out like gang busters though ROFL Is what it is.

Discuss maybe she just wanted to hookup and was letting you know that's all it would be. When you backed off it killed the mood...or I could be misreading thingd wrong. What was your relationship with this girl for her to invite you over for some one on one time?

Yeah. Seems she wanted action. Something killed her mood.

Move on.

Some women are so obtuse. Why can't they just tell men what they want? Why play coy? Why waste my time when you already know I'm not trying to score a quick lay?

I am fairly certain I missed two opportunities to get laid recently...not that I even want to hop into bed with someone an hour after meeting them...but the women were so shy about it, it was hilarious.

We had class a year ago and she met me and a buddy for drinks in January.

If she wanted to **** then id guess she'd be a little bit more forgiving on when I made physical contact that would pass for a G movie rating.

Weird

It's the dopamine, man.

Don't let this beat you, just move on. Like a DB that just got torched on a TD, there is always the next play you need to focus on.

Also for the guys here that do online dating, what are your thoughts in the last few minutes right before you meet a chick for the first time?

The other night was my first date with someone I met online, and I was sweating bullets that I hoped she was attractive and looked like she did in the photos. That was literally all I could think about.

That is always a thought for sure. How did it go?

It went ok. I drank, she doesn't and did not drink with me so that sucked. I had about 4 beers and I was pretty much toasted (I don't drink too much myself). It was a good time but the chemistry I felt wasn't there and I decided about half way through that this was not for me long term.

I did kind of push to keep the night going (fishing for a possible hookup) because I was having a decent time, but because she didn't drink this blew up in my face a bit.

You're a creep.

PS - If they don't drink, take them to coffee.

Man, the last few pages of this thread have been dark. Keep your chins up, lads! I will too.

Didn't know that until we got to the bar.

Well, in your defense, she's kind of a dumbass for meeting someone at a bar if she doesn't drink.

I am of the same mindset. Moving forward.

Lol right? She said it was in her profile. And I didn't push for a hookup but I was trying to maybe bring it into play by asking if she wanted to go do something else after the bar and she said no.

Everything I had to work with was seemingly working until it didn't. So I'm done. **** it. I've never had a positive more-than-friends relationship with a woman to this point. To think it's going to improve from that point is asinine at the very least considering the only common denominator is me.

With that, I'm done posting in the thread. I can't - in good conscience- trash talk Billay or Buck and the fact that Gochiefs got his surname censored just means he's the Keyser Soze of the Planet.

It's a battleground out there!!