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One of them may actually be Ultra Peanut. You know that right ?
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We made them up. And you're sharing a bookmark. |
The hispanic girl tried to call me the other night at like 10:30 (I think I posted that on this thread, actually). Anyway, here's her explanation.
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Someday you're going to regret missing out on that action.
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SHIT. THE OTHER ONE FOUND RELIGION?
WHAT THE ****? **** YOU GOD. |
Dang, you're driving women to celibacy now? You must be contagious! :)
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He died a bitter, angry, empty, drug addicted hotel tab welcher. Dream bigger basement Jedi... |
At this point, when I'm on my way to actually get laid, a bus is going to piledrive my car and I'll be killed instantly.
The universe doesn't want me to get laid. |
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There's always hookers.
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FYI, that "found god" thing is probably woman-speak for "you moved too slow and I'm ****ing another guy".
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