Count your blessings, Mr. DaFace.

It makes me want to become a giraffe.

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Unfortunately, it appears your working knowledge of zoology is sorely lacking, Mr. Zooks. Elongated necks are not the only physical attribute of a giraffe. They also have long legs, long arms, long tongues, and enormous penises which are quite tempting to young, nubile, blonds with an affinity for Savannah dwellers.

There are many advantages to being half giraffe.

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How would one go about being half giraffe? The worst part would be the abuse from everyone because one of your parents are into beastiality. Imagine the XXX clips though...

Ah. Nice bump. I don't want to start another thread, so I'll just use this one.

I got a message from my ex today asking me how I've been doing. Would it be rude to reply....

I'm fine. How's the car?

No you are ex's...

Dew it!
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Yes but that doesn't mean it isn't justified.

Yeah, but I'm thinking of being good and just not answering. Then again, I insure the damn thing, so I really would like to know. I couldn't give a shit about him or his baby mama, so I really don't feel like talking to him.

The internet is best way to avoid human contact...

ok, i missed that. Whats the story on the car? and why does your ex have it?

I was REALLY stupid (and, yes, desperate) and cosigned for a car.

After all this happened, did you cut his balls off with hedge clippers?

HA! No.

He and his little girlfriend had a baby girl last September. Poor little thing.

Who the girlfriend or the kid? or both?

The kid. The parents deserve each other.