Damn man. If you don't believe in yourself no one will. We have all failed at times. The ones with success take the most shots.

We're getting together again Wed night. I want to do something active so I'm thinking rock climbing gym or I have groupons to GameTime + dinner after.

I WISH I WAS A FLATWORM

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I enjoy active dates. Something about the physical nature of what you're doing together improves your chemistry and camaraderie.

I did a tennis date with someone a while back, and it was a good time. We walked up to a nearby lookout (with a view of the skyline) and sat on a bench to chat afterwards. It was really nice; I'll have to try and remember the spot so I can return there again once the weather warms back up.

Yep - activity raises heart rate and releases endorphins, both of which increase the likelihood of improving chemistry and "falling in love". In college I took a sociology course and the professor said when he was younger he would take females on tennis dates and he would purposefully hit them with the ball to further increase heart rate & release endorphins.


Took her bowling before - this is the girl I dated 3yrs ago. She's very active (runs marathons, training for a triathlon).

Got a girls # off tinder says she wants to hook up tonight ROFL

Is she fat?

quad-bag it

Yeah I dont want it if its that easy yuck

Stop lying, breh.

You know you're going hoggin' tonight!

You pork her?

my best 2 relationships with a woman have came out of nowhere when I wasn't even trying or looking for that matter. and one of them is my wife.
I've never been the type, at the time, to go out and try to hook up or even talk to chicks in a bar setting etc unless approached first. So, thankfully I lucked out. It's gotta be a pain in the ass to try to meet girls in the traditional way these days.

hang in there bud; make it through camp and you'll get on the 53.
shit happens when you're least expecting it.

*Note; Keyser Soze reference was awesome*

LMAO

I seen a few posters fight like them on CP

He's trying to figure out how to sew his dick back on after the infection necrosed through his shaft.

How did you meet her?

it was straight up bizarre.
notes:
-Buddy and I join Navy
-Buddy takes final 2 summers to work at his moms insurance office in the summer
-Wife's mother works with Buddy's mother in same office
-Used to visit my buddy and his mom at their work (his mom is like a 2nd mom to me)
-Meet future Mother in law on several occasions and she thought I awesome/loved when I would visit
-Wife get's job in same office the final summer before we go off to the Navy
-Meet wife very briefly. like maybe twice, each time about 2 minutes.
-complete military service and so does buddy
-Buddy got engaged in Florida while stationed there and fiance moved back here
-Buddy wanted to introduce wife over drinks to a few folks from when he worked there in the summer
-Future mother-in-law calls wife to see if she wanted to see Buddy and meet fiance
-Wife is reluctant because she's busy, but goes anyway.
-I literally flip a coin at work to see if i want to go.
-Met every for drinks, had good conversation with future wife.
-Next night after work met up for drinks with buddy and fiance and future wife.
-Next night had a little cookout at buddies house with some other friends of ours (buddy and I), and future wife attends.
-Future wife and I end up watching Looney Tunes (lol, no shit) that night while everyone was mingling, and we're both quoting upcoming lines from the cartoons.
-Dayze likes girl. Girl likes Dayze.
-Married 2 years later; and will have our 10 year this Oct.

Nah

this guy thought you were going to pork her.

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Call me Chief...One and done.

Doesn't apply if you're a good looking guy!

You know. I was thinking the exact same thing driving home last night. I was like if I was bored...what is she thinking? I have used the first meeting from online as a super casual ice breaker and that is probably the wrong approach. Do something active and fun over the coffee, drink standard.

You've never met the person outside of 4-5 photos and some sprayed out e-mails, drinks I think is expected but if you get more adventurous let me know what you did and if it worked, I'm curious. I just can't think of anything that involves a fair deal of adventure that I would be up to take a stranger on, unless they were a doctor then I'd go all out what the heck.

I did just meet a chick at the hotel I'm currently staying at and we had an awesome chat in the hotel workout area. She's in town for awhile and I'm here till the end of next week.

There's nothing wrong with this approach! Just don't stay at a bar for hours. Meet up and if your intrested then have a plan to walk around to another spot or take them elsewhere.

Bar for meetup
Maybe then to a comedy club? Etc etc.

All you really need is an opportunity to present yourself. It's all perception!

You are correct.

Anything active that gets ya moving. You are usually one of 3 guys they will meet that week, so u have to stand out a bit.

PGM is going hogging take that girl to Dennys

Now that is BIG pimpin right there.

I once took a first date to sizzler and used a coupon in front of her!

Panty dropper!

Do I look like reighters? ????

Back when I was 20 or so I worked at a restaurant and asked a few of the girls (around my age at the time) how they'd feel if a guy used a coupon on their first date.

They all said it was "cheap" and that they wouldn't date the guy any more.

20 year old girls ROFL

I ended up dating Jennifer for 2 years. We where in our early 20's

The look on her face when I pulled out the coupon was priceless. She got a free meal. It might have been worse if I made her pay for her half than used the buy 1 get 1 free coupon.

I'm taking my next first date to Denny's!

Shit, if I had a coupon and it saved a bundle I'd use it. But of course I'd wait till the girl was gone and try to get it to the waiter during that time, I would be stealthy about it she would not know I used a coupon.

Met this chick on layover at an airport this week. She (presumably) owns a plane and is originally from the KC area.... may ask her to a concert next month.

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Rich and hawt get her pregnant.

Too fat/ Matt Cassels line call

LMAO

Bad idea. Can't talk during a damn concert.

The only talking that needs to be done is with your dick.

I'm pretty sure if she flys from (city redacted) to KC we'd do more than go to a show.

Also this.

That transaction can really have some blowback!!!!!!!

No but you can dance, smile, laugh, etc.

Isn't talking to the opposite sex 90% body language?

If you just want to **** her, go for it.

If you actually want to get to know her, bad idea IMO.

At first you're all like...

But now it's all...

My advice stands: Have fun at the concert, plow her pleasure pouch, and ask questions later.

Whatever you do, don't get in the plane with her.

There are amazonian tribal gay porns that start like that.

How do you know this?:hmmm:

It's like those people of Walmart pictures. Sometimes the "is that real" impulse takes over and you just have to see it to believe it.

Hey that's up to each guy. All I'm saying is have fun and if you need to drop her off at 11:59 than do it!

When was the last concert you attended?

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The only concert I've ever been to was to see Drake about 6 months ago. We got there at 6 and the mfer didn't show up til like 9 or 10. He had a couple people perform before him but there was plenty of sitting around and waiting... Would have been a pretty fun date, IMO.

Exactly. Most concerts have at least 2 opening acts with 30 mins between sets.

welp

love getting stood up

time for pizza

Her 7 pm'er is probably trying to drive her head through his car door.

Sending her pics of your popsicle, probably wasn't the best idea.

Fickle. Women are fickle.

Among a great many other things (mostly negative).

This is the first time I've been stood up in a long time.

Doesn't matter what gender. You do that, you're scum. Girl seemed super sweet, too. I guess it's obvious why she's divorced.

:thailor:

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU **** A STRANGER IN THE ASS

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Cheat meal

You ****ing know it. Don't think I can't see my abs, bitch.

Did you consume all of that? Because I would venture to say that's a good 2,500 calories sir.

I ate 3/4 of the pizza and half the cookies.

Considering I had 3 eggs, an apple and a righteous ****'s villainy the rest of the day, I think I earned my gluttony.

So, she flat out no showed or just canceled? Did you send a quick text before hand to verify?

No showed. No text. No nothing.

Ouch. I usually send a text before hand to verify it is still on. Sad that she couldn't even let u know.

Don't ever talk to her ever again

No kidding. What a bitch!

If she contacts me, it better be to buy me ****ing dinner.

You gonna grudge **** her, bro?

Nothing would give me greater sadistic pleasure.

keep the milk so she can administer a milk enema on herself prior to plowing her south mouth

Buck if it smells like fish do as you wish

Speaking of, I haven't talked the bitch that screwed me over last weekend. I saw her a couple times from a distance with friends, but no such luck. It sucks cutting people off that you liked.
Even harder cutting them off when you still see them from time to time.

This is the game we play. It sucks because she knows you want her and because of this she owns you.

There honestly needs to be a forum for battered men of online dating. I used to get excited about going out to meet someone new. Now it's like "ugh, god, what next." Statistically, I'm more likely to have my kidneys stolen and sold on the black market than actually find a nice girl at this point.

Internet dating has run its course.

I guess. I'm being pretty whiny right now. I'll get over it.