I gotta go shower i dribble shat down my leg on that at bat.

This is a new way to suck

has Holland thrown a 1st pitch strike yet this season?

Welp...

Mother of ****ing God. This can't be.

Goddammit

That wasn't a bad pitch

You let Ryan Howard get a hit. This is a worse sign than Frenchy striking out.

Shit

LMAO This guy ****ing sucks.

Well...

Mother****ER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd love to have a closer that can hit the fing strike zone. Collins comes in every game and strikes out every batter he faces, then we have to sit through this.

oh hell, now I'm slightly worried

Please don't **** this up. Please don't dick this up. Please don't **** this up.