My pussy rate would skyrocket if I had green eyes.

Yeah, don't let it get you down. Just keep trying like you've been doing and eventually it'll work out. It's interesting to see how you've changed over the years.

Green eyes are the rarest. How would this help?

Women love light eyes. It's even more rare in people with my skin tone. I'd look something like this:

I am right there with you. This is becoming more of a chore than anything.

yolo.

http://www.eventbrite.com/e/speed-da...ts-10928331935

Ha! Now you must not only go, but share your experiences with the rest of the class.

It's not until May, but **** it. In.

I'll bet it's full of ham beasts.

15 rejections would sting a bit ROFL

Just high protein, high cardio until then. You'll have those "ham bests" swooning!

Grab a tag number and go on in! Curious about your assessment if you attend.

Anyone have fun/success at these types of events?

Lowered expectations for an improved success rate!! Crazy, unrealistic, or fat. That's usually the type this crap draws including online

You just reversed jinxed it for Clay. Now he's going to walk out of there with a Carrie Underwood clone that Donger will say is going to be fat one day.

It's 5 minutes. You get an email the next day with mutual matches.

I'm sure it's entirely based on looks. Which, actually might work in my favor. Less is more.

I'd like to know if any the people that go to this have dates after the event is over though. I'm sure people are like **** this e-mail bullshit, let's go out.

I hope he does. He's earned it as I know the crap he is putting up with.

It shouldn't be so hard But it is.

Yeah I meant if someone doesn't get an email.

5 minutes they may not be as judgemental if u are handsome.

I am sure that happens.

Billay, we are goin hoggin

It's 15 five-minute dates for $20.

That's a HELL of a lot cheaper than match.com.

Billay, you can sign up for the 31-44 event and go cougar hunting.

Sounds at least worth a shot.

Searched your posts. No reference to that.

You want attention? Pretend to be a girl on a dating site.

well thank you for planting your most fruitful seed in my fertile brain

It is. You are funny.

will you be my sugar daddy in 10 years

I will cop to this, several years ago. I knew the owner of one that is no longer in business (who of course used it to flirt for free). Unlike the stereotypes in this thread, the women are not that bad. Of course looks play a role in whether someone picks you, but thats just life. Unlike online dating, you actually HAVE to talk to people, its not just glancing at 5 pics and moving on - you would be surprised how much you can learn in 5 minutes if done right.

The key is knowing what you are doing - you have to know that by the end the other person has heard the same question a billion times, and described her job/hobbies a billion times. You will have the most success if you are unique, funny, and energetic.

Like online, you will go out and know they are seeing a few other people. But women pick 2 or 3 guys tops, whereas guys usually pick over 50%.

Oh, and the women always go in groups of friends (guys always go alone). So befriend the other guys, never be seen just sitting alone, makes you look like an asocial creep. And ask who the women are there with and try to only pick one from each group - if you go out with friends at the same time it could come off looking bad and they WILL talk about you.

Cool bruh I'm hitting up Westport tonight

Why would that look bad?

Maybe desperation is not quite the word, but I think women like a man who is a bit more decisive - they want to feel special and not that you are just trying to date everyone you can.

Although, some might say women thrive on competition, I dunno. But they will talk - one bad date/incident/flaw with one of them will spread and could ruin it with both/all of them. IMHO better to avoid it, or at least be aware of it - sending the same email to 3 friends right after the event could come back to bite you.

Hot chicks run in packs, though.

If there are only 3 lookers out of 15 girls they're all getting a yes most likely.

They will be fighting over olé go chiefs!!

I should check "yes" to all 15 to see if I get 15 emails. o:-)

Ok, I don't live in KC, but here's something that I think is good if you can plan it out. You want to create the memory (or illusion) of a lot of shared experiences with a girl. You can do this by having a date in which you do multiple things or go to various locations.

For example. I might go to dinner with a girl but will purposely show up with her to the restaurant 45 mins before the reservation. BUT, there's a quaint wine bar around the corner, so we go grab a drink before.

Later, instead of having dessert at the restaurant, I know a couple of cool dessert places (I love sweets) so we go somewhere else for dessert. Lastly, if all is going well and she doesn't have to be up/doesn't care, then we'll grab a drink somewhere else.

I may have only been with her for a few hours, but it feels so much longer in her mind because we've shared so many experiences when she remembers the night.

Sounds expensive.

Take her to the museum or down to the crossroads district

Not for everyone, maybe, but that sounds like an excellent date if you want to make an impression but aren't 100% on the person yet (as is often the case in online dating). You get the chance to share a number of experiences with them if you want, but the chance to bail exists at numerous times throughout the evening.

to the Nelson

you will be able to keep conversations going easily while looking at everything etc.

O city you are married you creep

O is a machine I am guessing

yahoo me brah

That's why I've cut her off. She is completely confused because I haven't told anyone how I feel. I'm not letting anything get back to her and I know it's bugging the hell out of her.

No way am I letting up until she personally comes to me and cries in front of my goddamn face apologizing.

Lots of thirst traps at the bar tonight. Saw a girl make out with 3 different dudes then tried to kiss me I gave her the gas face.

Last week's date was Awesome. Going out again tonight then I'm out of town for 10 days. Glad that there's already a comfort level with this one from the last time we dated.

I hope you went out last night GoChiefs it was a great night for meeting women.

Haha it *can* be. I know some good bang-for-buck areas in my neighborhood though.

What kind of girl is she? I'm dating a girl who was a college athlete and loves competition so on our second date, we did something I've always wanted to do that I knew she would love...Go-carts!

Billay got a real choco hog

Wut

:spock:

I think I just got told to take a hike via naked pictures and confusing videos.

if of attractive female anatomy post in picture thread..

What did u do ghak?

Meh... who knows for sure. Probably chalk it up to refusing to play the game.

I told her months ago if she "grew up" we'd get together. Part of it probably started when I dodged one of her "I'm still not mature enough for this am I" comments a while back. Then there was the "Will you pay to have my nails done" conversation. LMAO It eventually moved to "you'd be calling me more and sending me flowers if you were serious" and then I had the pleasure of listening to a nice Me, I, I'm fest for the better part of two weeks. She still sees a little princess in the bathroom mirror with big dreams and fancy cars ahead of her. Some tough love and a few more life lessons would do her some good.

I guess I just didn't see the pornstar parade being followed by the "that's probably the last time you'll see that [insert weird creepy smile]" video coming out of the blue like that. LMAO

Sounds like you dodged some crazy.

Na, she has a kid....

and there is a very good chance her ex reads CP. LMAO

You banging MTG's ex, bruh?

No, I've got a strict double wide or better rule.

PM me the pics brah. I keep that stuff private.

Date was, and things are, Awesome.

Women are weird.

So that girl who asked me out a few weeks ago... we never went out and all of our conversations since have been small talk. Well I'm friends with her roommate whom I saw a few nights ago and she was telling me said girl who asked me out was telling her how I was a creep lol. What the ****? So I sent her a message saying so you think I'm a creep? She denied such statement but I deleted all forms of contact after.

Are you a creep?

I never made 1 advance at her interesting strategy on her part to slander me

Dude.

Don't waste time on women who waste your time.

Simple as that.

This shit in bold is the story of my life right now. I think this stuff happens when you are trying too hard. I believe when this stuff starts happening to you you are giving off a vibe and it's just fate telling us that we need to work on improving ourselves for the time being.

**** that small talk bullshit.

IF WE AIN'T FREAKIN WE AIN'T SPEAKIN.

Ask em out, set up a date. Simple as that. Anything outside of in person is a waste of damn time.

LMAO

Billay you have to be leaving something out

:thumb:

I'm going back to this for awhile, maybe even doing some serious culling. Keeping up with their the world is ending, I broke a nail, my baby's daddy is worthless, bullshit conversations is eating the hell out of my time. It's not so bad when it's ****ing cold outside and there is nothing else to do, but **** it. The summer months are coming and I'm going to enjoy some cold beers and steaks on the grill in SILENCE without having to stare at my phone half my ****ing life just to keep a couple girls in line.

I don't remember the story, but he probably hurt her little feelings.


On another front..... Miss probably made it a whole 24 hours before breaking the silence and changing her mind. ;)