Apparently you missed the smiley. I was razzing him....a bit of fun. Personally, I prefer a .45

I did miss the smiley. And a .45 is a good choice, IMO. Knockdown rates are 100%, meaning even if some amphetamine-head happens to threaten you, he's still going down.

Cause if any of you have ever seen a meth head get hurt, its crazy. They can get their hand cut off, and they'll keep going. I'm not going to lie and say I've had first-hand experience, but I've seen enough videos, and heard enough stories from my paramedic aunt that I'm convinced.

Then you either learn the Mozambique drill, or buy a 12 gauge pump with an 18" barrel.

No methhead is going to be able to withstand the hydrostatic shock from #4 buckshot.

I started reading this thread thinking "AGAIN???"

sigh.

I shouldn't smoke in the morning.

At least he didn't shoot lassie

We'll see how many SNL fans we have with that reference.
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but the kitty would have been ok. it would have taught it a lesson......















j/k

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He wiped his ass with the american flag!!! And he shot lassie!!!

Bump, I'm glad he did, I missed it when it came out.

Tim, you got any hunting trips planned with Dick Cheney ?

Of the week? Understatement of that week, maybe. You don't give yourself enough credit. ROFL

I suppose you'd hide under the bed and send your wife down to investigate the alarm.

Probably. And I'd use my kids as shields too.

damn cats... I check all entrances before set alarm.

I'd actually been thinking about this, since we're having the house painted this week. The walls in the kitchen will now be a darker color, even though the hole is near the bottom of the side of the door, I think it will stand out more now. Probably time to fill in the hole and paint it over before my mother-in-law notices it.

Never thought I'd have to bondo my refrigerator. :D

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Thanks, buddy. :D