The Phantom menace
is a steamy pile of doo doo
outside the campsite

Late to the Party
Fat Elvis makes Poo-etry
No pens have brown Ink.

Question.....a naked man in solitary takes a dump and uses it to write on the wall.....

Would you call that writing with a #2 pencil?

mmaddog
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Note to poor people (or college kids): no matter how broke you are don't eat scrambled eggs with cheese for 6 straight meals. Just...don't.

Short Drunken German,
Ate a bunch of scrambled eggs,
Pissing out his ass

Shows what you know.

Poor people can't afford cheese

Pissed off like Japan
bitch cooked those damned eggs again
kill her down by the river...

Shows what you know, welfare gives that $#it out like candy...

I need to get me some welfare then.


Free cheese would rule.

Welfare, WIC, all that jazz.

What's stupid is how those foodstamps pay for candy and pop and junkfood. It's ridiculous.

Standing in the line,
Waiting for the gubment cheese,
Get a job, bitches

Another Day, Another Dollar.
Arse is burning, About to holler.

Hurry home For Pain relief,
the soothing cool of toilet seat.
I'll get there by spinning wheels,
No leaks today, thanks Buns of Steel.

Can he make it? Taking Bets
Over/Under Pants brown-wet?
Home team getting 3 and cramps,
Make it home, and be the Champ.

Thai Chili Peppers
Do a number on your ass
Spicy through and through

walking down a trail,
the other day...
Thought I'd fart,
but OH, no way...
I felt a squirt
and gave a squeeze...
much too late so,
I wiped with leaves.


:banghead:

http://www.ontariowildflower.com/ima...geleavedlv.jpg

Thanksgiving Friday.


Too much Turkey, Pumpkin pie
I strain so hard I close my eyes.
Ate that fiber, turned it brown
it'll take two flushes, to take it down

Turkey base, potato filling
over my pants the gut is spilling
The bubbles rumble, near the bottom
Explosive gas, surely rotten.

You know you'll do it...
take a look
Thursdays menu,
an open book.

So thank you Indians
for the food we borrowed
Oh Look its corn,
see you tomorrow.