I liked the one where you were down in the ditch and the foreman was calling you names. It's worth re-telling,

Alright...short version for skip.

I was working a summer construction job putting in buried pipe. It paid pretty well, but the boss was an absolute Prick to me... I spent most of the summer 10' deep in a trench, with no cave-in box because he thought it slowed us down. I put up wiht more shit from him than I ever thought I would just kept saying to myself "$XX/hr....$xx/hr...just ignore him for another month". The part that pissed me off the most, was that he didn't talk to the other guys that way....they were all pretty big and had worked for him for a while.

Finally, a day after working out in the rain all day the day before........which I think he did, thinking I'd quit..........The lazer had been moved by storm water coming through. At 6:30 in the morning, ankle deep in water, trying to set it.....He started in with his bullshit....cussing, blaming me for it being out of whack etc..

I told him It wasn't my mistake, but the storm, and he wouldn't let it go......He stood 10' above me nagging like a bitchy wife.......and then he called me a C@cksucker.

I stopped, stood up, looked up and very calmly said "i'm not a cock sucker, i've never sucked one....I'd appreciate if you didn't call me that again".

He said something fowl, ending with "you little dick lick".

I said something to the effect to not call me that a fargin gain...and he says "**** you, no-body back talks me, you're fired".

I was mad..........as I was climbing out of the trench, probably to pick a fight.......He jumps on me. He's a little over 200lbs around 6', and I'm not exactly that, as established before.

When he jumped on, he hit me from behind in the top of the jaw and cracked one of my back teeth....I am still waste deep in the trench, and hip toss him off of me, jumping out and planting a couple of good digs into his kidney and square up.

He stands up and I say "go write me a check, you owe me $XXXX, write me a check." he lips back and I plant a couple in his chin.

He climbed up in an escavator and shut the cab door. I called him everything I could think of to get him down, and he wouldn't.

Pussy.

The old lady whose yard we were in, saw him jump on me...and called the law. He was arrested for assault for a cherry on top.

The end.

This is a little freaky but, no, not exactly. Bell was Joe's last name. Konrad's last name was hawaiian. I can still pronounce it but there's not a chance in hell that I can spell it.

Was there a reason you threw that name out there, by any chance?

I'm not sure if this can be considered ''entertaining'' or not. It was about 15 years ago, I was 18, and my brother was 16. I can not remember what the fight started over(those years are a big haze). Anyway, he did alot of lipping, and I was about 3/4 phsyco at the time. I remember hitting him with a baseball, a skateboard, then I saw it. Just to the left of me on the top shelf of his closet was a 6'' fillet knife. I grabbed it and threw it at him. Stuck him in the leg. I look back at those years and thank god I out grew that crap. I'm not bragging. I really regret some of the crap I did back then.

Wow. Just...wow.

I got into a fight and ended up breaking the arm of my foe.








Of course I was only nine years old and my foe was my sister, but I sure showed her. Don't mess with me.




Over the years she beat the crap out of me a few times too, so I guess we're even.


Yep, I'm a mean violent man. Not to be messed with. Just ask my sister.

If anyone needs to have a 10 year old girl beat up, just give me a call. I'll kick her ass.

The Brother of one of my aunts, who I knew pretty well when I was little tells an Iowani-brawl story that always gets a good laugh.

I guess a 4-5yearowanian was telling him about a wild brawl on the playground....Sand Flew, Blood leaked, hair detatched....alot like the cartoon Cat fights.

At some point he says something like "wow, that sounds like a heck of a fight"

and I says "Yeah it was, but She deserved it"

My last fight was around a year ago, I hope it was my last. Been in many won a lot more than I lost, it took many years to see how silly fighting is outside of the ring.

With a name like that, why doesn't that surprise me?

I bet a lot of them started with, 'Watch this".

Nope... just don't know too many Konrad's so I thought that maybe it was the same person.

Never underestimate the Internet. Nearly a year after I posted Post #39, I got an e-mail today from Bart's girlfriend. His sister found the story somehow and passed it along to him. Bart can vouch for my story, and got a good laugh out of it.

I seriously haven't seen or heard from him or anyone at that school in 30 years. Amazing.

What did I quote?

AH YES I SEE CLEARLY NOW.

Sorry. I was searching and I thought your post was the last post in this thread. I don't use the search function very often.

That might be your best post ever. I enjoyed re-reading it.

Aw, shucks. Thanks.

I had wondered if I should change the names when I wrote it, but now I'm glad I didn't.