haha, I actually enjoyed the story a lot.

Party pooper.

All the cool kids do.

ARG!:banghead:

That's a hickory daquiri, doc.

Amazing.

You wasted 20 minutes of my life and I want them back

thats ridiculous...

How about this?

2 French guys are crawling through the desert.

the first man is thirsty and asks the second guy for the canteen. Unfortunately there is nothing but sand in the canteen.

the first man is flabergasted and says:

so what do we do now; Pierre?

That's what you get for changing your name, BoseWolf.

I frigging hate you.

I apologize for not stretching that out to 3 pages, but alas I am but a simple man.

my eyes are burning, that is one long ass joke, or should i say STORY!!

This is a classic, for sure. :)

Microsoft Word Say:

25 pages, single spaced, 12 point font.

Still only marginally better than "My dick is so big, it has an elbow."

Insert Asian porn joke.

I didnt read it, after I scrolled to see the length and it was about 10 pages long.