I've tried the stranger...didn't really work. Maybe I need to sit on the hand longer.

1. houdini

As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.

I took my weenie and pulled a houdini in her eye, then she cried.


1. toboggan

a sexual position in which the male is ridding the female near the stairs and proceeds to knock her arms out from under her and ride her down the stairs

i tobogganed that bitch all the way down the stairs last night, where we found her parents

First you say you have a horse face, then you state you get your own spunk on it.....TMI dude.

I didn't say I get spunk on my horse face. I have a cow face, and... you know what... nevermind.

:rolleyes:

Moooo

I'm confused. Spunk? We were talking about oh-faces.

Exactly...

Nice to know someone is following the convo... :)

Moooo

Speaking of which, how do you know what your oh-face looks like? Mirrors by the bed?

Okay-sorry-thought you meant Oh I got it on my face-GROSS! And I thought Luv meant she liked seeing that.

And I am not even drinking tonight-my bad.

Some guy gets spunk on my face, it's because he missed my mouth. That would not be happening on purpose.

This post is useless without pics...I am confused....,please explain in graphic detail what you meant.

luv's a freaky girl!

And you don't really know what your "oh" face looks like. I had a chick show me what it looked like on her own face, and I was horrified. Ever since then I questioned it (not obsessively or anything).

Moooo

& yet your sig line says, "Everything happens for a reason." I'm sensing some discord in the fabric of the universe.

Not really. If he spunks on my face on purpose, then I know I won't be sleeping with him again.

So they get "one" free shot-lol

I think I could be in springfield in about 4 fours. See you in the a.m. luv.

So, you would rather it in your mouth.... Interesting. You should consider a career as an inspirational speaker. You could start speaking to high school and early college girls. I mean, we all need to leave this place better off than we found it, don't we???