a little "Ouch Ouch! your on my Hair"

Or maybe the game called... "Just the Tip..Just for a Second.. to see how it feels"....

The Larry Holmes

Find some old, rich ice queen. Woo her. At some point during sex, preferably in the doggie style or cowgirl, begin popping her floppy boobs like they were two punching bags. As she struggles to get away from you to dial 911, deliver the knockout donkey punch to the back of the head (or to the face, depending on position). Finish by stealing her biggest diamond necklace and parading around her neighborhood while holding it above your head like a title belt.

Alaskan Pipeline.

Amputee Olympics

Involves a celing fan, bungie cords, and a former gymnist/now current legless hooker.

AKA spinning puppets gone wild

Similar to the Rodeo F***? Saddle up doggie-style, grab her hair, tell her she's the worse than her sister, and see if you can ride it out?

captain tallywhacker to tunatown

Dumptruck
T-bone

Indian Butt Bomber.

Hot Carl
Dirty Sanchez
California Hot Plate
Cleveland Steamer
Cincinnati Steamer
Angry Dragon
Angry Dolphin

The Chili Dog

Salty Dog

Why didn't you just throw missionary in there while you were reciting stuff that everyone else has already said...

goddamned wops...


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tickling her tonsils with the meat puppet

mrs. vertical smiles and her little pink tweeter ride the bologna pony.

Bump... We need some fresh ones.