Rain Man,

Are the Broncos the best team of all time in the AFC West since the merger?

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Rain Man, what are the only questions that you would refuse to answer within this thread?

Rain Man, if you could have any great novelist that ever lived to write your biography, who would it be?

A taser shot and a call to 911.

I currently rank them sixth, but that's only because Tampa Bay was in the division for a year.

RainMan, sir.

What is the nature of God?

I guess I should flesh that out a little, but I was giving you the all-knowing benefit of the doubt.

Possibles:
God has a strict plan which is predetermined. We are living out his screenplay.
God created the universe and the Laws of Nature. He tinkers with it constantly, rewarding the faithful, interceding on their behalf.
God created the universe and the Laws of Nature, but is hands-off. We create our own futures. He rewards those who live a godly life.
God created everything and left. We are on our own.
God is nonexistent.
God is very much like yourself.

Questions referring to Apollo 9, dairy subsidies, subatomic particles, transmission gear ratio, any materials that are excreted from beneath the waist, animal abuse, Anna Nicole Smith, Nerf products, diseases of the eye, children's underwear (including "pullups" and diapers), the Datsun B210, licorice, or tax accounting will not be considered.

Rainman, why am I so damn cool?

Jack Kerouac, because not only would he make me sound cool, he would use great language doing it.

You know those little kids who'll take a red ant and a black ant and rub their heads together until they start fighting, and then waits for the winner with a magnifying glass in their hand?

Sandals AFTER Labor Day. AFTER.

Sandals?

Shoes with intentional holes in them.