Two 40 ouncers would equal about 0.60 gallons, I think. If it's a 5 gallon sh*tter, that leaves approximately 4.5 gallons of awesome, untouched, flushing power in the tank. A lot of newer sh*tters function on less than that. I don't see the problem here.

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It's 5:00 somewhere, in this case the Atlantic ocean....

Imperial Stout good stuff just not too many or you'll be sh1tfaced :p

I don;t know... People at my work seem to be able to clog a toilet that sounds like it is connected like a jet engine when flushed.

damnit fax, the floaty thing wont drop down when flushed, allowing the water to turn on and refill.

what, you want me to just pour the 40's in the tank? does that make any sense?
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damn I cant wait to leave tampa and get into KC and do nothin but eat bbq and drink. And I cant wait to find this raytown high school and play some flag football, and finally WATCH THE DONKEYS GET PWNED. Sorry im a little excited, been talking about getting to KC for a couple years and I finally made it happen

Fax lives in a world where beer flows from the faucets and water gets you drunk. ;)

Ah. The old floaty thing problem. You need to replace the existing floaty thing with a smaller one.

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so, what's he do...drink from the bowl, then piss in the bottle?

seems backasswards to me.
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Or you could remove the floaty thing while your 40's are stored there. This would also allow free circulation of fresh water resulting in a continious whirlpool in your toilet.

it's not my floaty thing...and i aint no plumber.
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no, but you can shit one on occasion

yep...which is why i'm just keeping 1 40 in the tank and not effing w/the floaty thing.
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I'm also thinkin I'm glad I'm not a hog farmer. My job ain't so bad after all.

why do the cornhuskers dissapoint me every year

Perhaps we should consider transferring the 40 ouncers from their traditional packaging to something more space efficient that will not interfere with the floaty thing's proper function?

Like one of those flexible water bottles, for example. That way, the 40 ouncers could be placed near the side of the sh*tter's water tank far away from the troublesome floaty thing. Additional benefits to this solution would include heightened safety and ease of conveyance into the sh*tter area without fear of discovery and the ability to drink portions of the 40 ouncers during the day.

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