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I've got some news!!! (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=174468)

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow

I couldn't agree with Mr. Lundberg more. After 4 children, my advice is:

Early pregnancy (months 1-3)
1. Compliment her appearance - cloths, looks, hair, etc.
2. Tell her how excited you are that she is pregnant with your child.
3. Talk to her about all the fun things you are looking forward to with said child.
4. Take a few things off her plate - errands, cooking, etc.

Mid Pregnancy (months 4-6)
1. Enjoy the horny express.
2. Compliment her ever changing body.
3. Stay out of the way.

Late pregnancy (months 7-9)
1. Do not make eye contact.
2. Do not speak to her unless spoken to first.
3. Do not - UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE - roll her on to her back and watch her try to get up.....all the while laughing at her and saying she looks like a turtle. Bad things happen.
4. Do not dangle food in front of her and then run away. If she can catch you, you are liable to lose an arm.
5. Do not make references to the Marshmallow Man.

The best option for you is to simply avoid her at all costs during the last 3 months.

ROFL ROFL

Now that's good advice!

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

ROFL ROFL

Now that's good advice!

I cannot stress the turtle one enough.

12/13/07

8 weeks in and the "Horny Express" has arrived. The hormones have calmed a bit and it looks as though she may be one of the lucky few to not have morning sickness. Mrs. Gonzo is starting to show a bit and it looks as though I will be one of those sorry bastards holding her purse in the dept. store while she tries on clothes.

We went out to eat at a grease trap restaurant today and she has a healthy appetite. On Tuesday we are going to her second doctors appointment where he will look under the hood and check her oil. Hopefully we will get to hear the heartbeat.

The funbags have gone up another half size as well, that's pretty cool but they are sensitive. She never lets me play "motorboat" anymore...
People keep saying that she is showing more than she should this early so they keep throwing the "Twins" possibility at me. Hopefully those people don't press charges.

Nice update, congrats man

Very cool, congrats bud.

Congrats big Chief!! that's exciting.

You're still a few months away from the "nesting" phase. Enjoy the hell out of that.

You've no idea what awaits you. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid...

Congrats, good work. :thumb:

3-14-08

Well,
It's official, the wife and I are having a boy. After many bouts of Hormone-Induced conniption fits, either getting laid, or getting shit thrown at me we finally know what's going on under the proverbial hood.

I'm very excited....I was really hoping for a boy. A girl would have been o.k. though. "As long as it's healthy."

He has a huge schlong too, so I know he takes after his old man. (Giggity)

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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 4631637)

He has a huge schlong too, so I know he takes after his old man. (Giggity)

well thanks, but this is no time to talk about me.
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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 4631637)

3-14-08

He has a huge schlong too, so I know he takes after his old man. (Giggity)

You are NOT pinning this on me.

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 4631641)

well thanks, but this is no time to talk about me.
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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 4631644)

You are NOT pinning this on me.

Nice...ROFL

jeeze...could be a litter of puppies.
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