Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4754163)

Good lord.

Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 4754155)

Take her out to an open field at night and tell her to get out of the car. Stab her repeatedly in the abdomen and neck until she stops moving. Come back a few days later when she's good and ripe and rape the stab wounds in her decomposing flesh. Wipe your dick off on her face then piss on her corpse.

Originally Posted by Spott (Post 4754209)

Damn, that's pretty fucked up. However, my ex-wife is single if you would like me to hook you up with her. :)

Originally Posted by rad (Post 4754200)

Take her to a small airport and have her take a flying lesson. Around here it's around 100 bucks for an hour, with the instructor manning the craft for the first 1/2 hr, then handing the controls over to her(with him still being able to control it)

You will score much originality points.

Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 4754155)

Take her out to an open field at night and tell her to get out of the car. Stab her repeatedly in the abdomen and neck until she stops moving. Come back a few days later when she's good and ripe and rape the stab wounds in her decomposing flesh. Wipe your dick off on her face then piss on her corpse.

Originally Posted by Ecto-I (Post 4754175)

My current favorite first date sequence of events (this is powerful stuff that could be abused in the wrong hands!)

1. Have her come to your place so you can go to (insert place near your house) in one car.

2. Before hand, buy a decent bottle of wine.

3. Take her to a scenic/romantic-ish area not too far away to drink the wine and chat.

4. Somewhere along the date, I mention my travels and all the cool pics she has to see on my PC.

5. Come back, show her cool pics as she's sitting on my lap...

6. yada yada yada :D

Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 4754155)

Take her out to an open field at night and tell her to get out of the car. Stab her repeatedly in the abdomen and neck until she stops moving. Come back a few days later when she's good and ripe and rape the stab wounds in her decomposing flesh. Wipe your dick off on her face then piss on her corpse.

Originally Posted by el borracho (Post 4754321)

Wait a minute! Step two happens before step one?!! What the hell kind of sequence is this?

Originally Posted by GOATSE (Post 4754277)

Take her to the theatre to see a play!

Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 4754155)

Take her out to an open field at night and tell her to get out of the car. Stab her repeatedly in the abdomen and neck until she stops moving. Come back a few days later when she's good and ripe and rape the stab wounds in her decomposing flesh. Wipe your dick off on her face then piss on her corpse.