The writer, Paul Lukas, got a tip from a reader that the Dolphins are looking to make wholesale changes to their image. Monday, he wrote: "Word in Reebok/Adidas world is that the Miami Dolphins contacted them today to totally re-image them. We're talking new logo, new color scheme, and new uniforms. Why? Because, according to their front office, they want to be "tough," and unfortunately orange and teal don't go along with tough.'" Dolphins spokesman Harvey Greene says there "is no truth to it." "This pops up about every two years," he says. But I'm still a little skeptical. Parcells has a history of doing this stuff, having changed the logos and uniforms for both the Patriots and Jets. -- Palm Beach Post

LeCharles Bentley, who missed the last two seasons because of a knee injury after signing with the Browns as a free agent in 2006, has visited the Lions and left without signing a contract. Bentley was at training camp on Tuesday and met with president Matt Millen and the coaching staff. Bentley did not take a physical, which is a prerequisite before a team signs a player. -- Detroit News

Broncos sign 13 year vet Tyrone Pool

Daunte Culpepper sent me an e-mail to report that he was unwilling to take the deal from the Steelers that Byron Leftwich did. Culpepper is prepared to wait for a better opportunity and when he gets it, he believes he will shine. "The workout went great, as per the (Steelers)," Culpepper wrote. "I feel great. It was good to get out and show the Steelers that I am healthy." And now that he's healthy, Culpepper is ready to prove it to other teams. -- NFL Network

you end up wasting your time
because nobody cares
they need to talk about themselves like women folk

Chin up, Mr. blueballs, this is pretty interesting stuff.

Changing your name to "Ocho Cinco" is kind of cool, in a way. It's odd that he chose Spanish instead of, say, French or Czechoslovakian, or something, but it will be kind of neat when he's in a Mexican restaurant and they call his name like, "Ocho Cinco table for Cuatro!".

FAX

There isn't enough football talk and there are too many fugging Bronco fans here.
Have that chick fetch me a gatorade.
I want to be a woman.
Superfly do or die.

There were some people who wore some pretty shitty threads there.

Does that qualify?

FYP

This is a great idea.

Chinese: 八十五
Dutch: Vijfentachtig
French: quatre-vingt-cinq
German: fünfundachzig
Greek: ογδόντα πέντε
Italian: ottantacinque
Portuguese: oitenta e cinco
Russian: восемьдесят пять

Personally, I like the German translation the best. Chad Fun Fun Dachzig.

Yeah, that's cool.

REP!

ROFL

Can we get back to discussing football now? Sheesh.

:p

**** off.

I am more bitterer than you, Mr. morphius. By a long shot. I am trenchant. I am mordant. I am acid. I am corrosive chemicals. I am rank, sour vinegar. I am a bag of stale sauerkraut. I am a gallon of caustic lemon juice applied liberally to an injured nutsack. I am hell's half acre of ever doubtful and diminishing returns. I am running down the middle of the street in a chicken costume and no shoes screaming the halleleua chorus in falsetto and reverse.

Whew!

I feel lots better. Thanks for listening, guys.

FAX

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to quote the great ron white "well **** you"