Debbie Gibson. Tiffany, or Air Supply?

Sometimes the best plans don't require words at all.

For example.

Even Gochiefs could recieve female treatment if he didn't say a single word.....by covering himself in rubbing some twinky filling on his belly and walking into a Jenny Craig convention.


oh, and duh, EVERYONE knows if you're going to Leon Phelps a ladah, you use MONSTER Ballods.

Nothing like a Steeleheart ballod to melt elastic off of cougar drawers

BAD ENGLISH LOOK AWAY BAAAYBE LOOK AWAY!!!

Don't make me go Cinderella on your ass, punk!

2 Tracks....TWO!!!!!

The only thing I found to be consistently effective is a large network of friends to meet people through. You don’t have to swap spit with these people or even know them well enough to invite to movie night. They just need to be able to vouch for you having a little bit of money, a vehicle, your own pad, single and not a complete psycho.
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Claythan, I’d break open the piggy bank and pay for it already or start making like Mr. Jefferson and movin’ on up.
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</o>Pickup lines are probably less effective than “hi” in a big enough sample pool. Chicks know whether their going to sleep with you within 5 seconds of lying eyes on you. The only thing that changes that is a long grueling process of getting them to like you or large amounts of alcohol and neither is a sure shot.
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</o>If you’re looking for a random pickup keep in mind the 5 seconds rule and throw your um…accessibility out to as many as possible. It’s as much a numbers game as anything else.
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</o>Advice from someone who while not a big league slugger has had a decent batting average over the years.

oh damn........ DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT UNTIL IT"S GONE!

shhhhhh. theres only so much poon to be had.

Claythans main problem to me is this.

When the girl finds out you still live with mom and dad at his age the girl will think loser big time.

WTF

Just for the record those smiley faces weren't there when I was at work.

And then they find out he has no job.

The WKRP, Les Nessman aprroach.

"Hello there, I'm extremely weathy."

You like to have power over people, don't you? Like to be on top? Grab their hair? While saying nothing and remaining...aloof?

I buy my wife a bottle of wine on the way home.

SR, is this a new chick, or have you done the deed with her before?