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CoMoChief 01-21-2009 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 5413331)
ROFL

That reminds me of the only "facial" I've ever given.

I'm in college (the first time) and am banging my girlfriend missionary, pull out to shoot it on her stomach, and let loose the mother of all money shots - all over her face.

Being somewhat intoxicated, and being ****ing hilarious, I couldn't help myself, and did my best Keith Olbermann impression:

"FROM WAY DOWNTOWN! BANG!"
Wow u said that? Did she crawl out of your window that night thinking "what a loser"

Mecca 01-21-2009 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 5413331)
ROFL

That reminds me of the only "facial" I've ever given.

I'm in college (the first time) and am banging my girlfriend missionary, pull out to shoot it on her stomach, and let loose the mother of all money shots - all over her face.

Being somewhat intoxicated, and being ****ing hilarious, I couldn't help myself, and did my best Keith Olbermann impression:

"FROM WAY DOWNTOWN! BANG!"
I'm surprised she didn't go Bobbit on you after that.

munkey 01-21-2009 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 5413310)
:spock:
You may just be bad at it.
You don't think that there are girls out there that enjoy sucking dick?

I love going down on women (if they take care of themselves) and knowing that I'm good at it makes me enjoy it even more.

Okay...I was a major dick to you before but it looks like we have something in common.
:)

Jilly 01-21-2009 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5413327)
Okay. Maybe "purely" was the wrong word to use there. But that's not the point I'm trying to talk about here. Stay on topic! lol
Luv, I like it because sex is the one place in life that is behind closed doors where I can be as crazy as I want and do whatever I want even if it might seem taboo and the more I can drive my husband crazy, the better, because honestly, I would do anything to make sure he is satisfied and that I am fulfilling his fantasies.

Mecca 01-21-2009 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 5413333)
To be honest I think its gross to do it in the face.

Same as if she were to squirt in yours. Thats sick
Oh you're one of those dudes...

QuikSsurfer 01-21-2009 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by siberian khatru (Post 5413313)
That's .... not universal. Some gals like to have a cock in their mouth. They get enjoyment out of it. And I worked with a girl once who, stone-cold sober, told a group of male co-workers that she "loved the taste of cum." We were, ah, taken aback by her frankness.
I try to eat a good bit of strawberries and pineapples if I know that I'm getting some that night

Baby Lee 01-21-2009 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by siberian khatru (Post 5413325)
Graduate to Chinese characters.
Danger lies there, you think you're being all clever and glyphing 'big stud owns you' in Mandarin. Turns out you got bad intel and painted her lady garden with 'tiny penised douchebag.'

QuikSsurfer 01-21-2009 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by munkey (Post 5413339)
Okay...I was a major dick to you before but it looks like we have something in common.
:)
the cunnilingus binds us

Jilly 01-21-2009 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 5413345)
the cunnilingus binds us
I feel there is some inappropriateness in here somewhere, but I'm cool with it

siberian khatru 01-21-2009 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 5413344)
Danger lies there, you think you're being all clever and glyphing 'big stud owns you' in Mandarin. Turns out you got bad intel and painted her lady garden with 'tiny penised douchebag.'
Lesson: Stay away from Asian chicks. Or those who work at the U.N.

luv 01-21-2009 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5413341)
Luv, I like it because sex is the one place in life that is behind closed doors where I can be as crazy as I want and do whatever I want even if it might seem taboo and the more I can drive my husband crazy, the better, because honestly, I would do anything to make sure he is satisfied and that I am fulfilling his fantasies.
Completely agree. I love to look up at the look on his face (not Sully, mind you). That was just one of those comments that came out wrong. My physical enjoyment isn't as great in that scenario.

I just don't see how either party could find a facial appealing. I guess I can see the dirtiness of it.

OnTheWarpath15 01-21-2009 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 5413337)
Wow u said that? Did she crawl out of your window that night thinking "what a loser"
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5413338)
I'm surprised she didn't go Bobbit on you after that.
She worked in the Sports Information Department with me, so she got the reference. And found it humorous considering the situation.

Let's just say it didn't bother her. Then again, she wasn't one of those prissy bitches that think guys take "accuracy and distance" classes when it comes to money shots...

pr_capone 01-21-2009 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5413336)
Fine. I'm damn good. And I don't mind doing it.
Pics or it didn't happen

Saulbadguy 01-21-2009 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 5413331)
ROFL

That reminds me of the only "facial" I've ever given.

I'm in college (the first time) and am banging my girlfriend missionary, pull out to shoot it on her stomach, and let loose the mother of all money shots - all over her face.

Being somewhat intoxicated, and the situation being ****ing hilarious, I couldn't help myself, and did my best Keith Olbermann impression:

"FROM WAY DOWNTOWN! BANG!"
Oh man, I keep thinking of "NBA Jam" - "FROM DOWNTOWN!!!"

Iowanian 01-21-2009 05:14 PM
Its nothing I'd be interested doing to anyone I gave a shit about. It really wouldn't be appealing with someone I didn't.

I've seen it happen on accident before, but that was her fault.....

I guess some guys get off by watching other dudes make their wives air tight, so I suppose for some its a big deal for some reason.

There are definitely many types of women...and only a couple of those types are worthy keeping long term.


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