You're such a billy bad ass. We should've sent him to your house so you could rub one out watching him jerk off your hogs.

I got it from Mo years ago.

you dipshit! Do you really think ANYONE can jerk off a hog. It takes lots of training. and I mean lots!

When the boogeyman goes to bed at night , he checks under the bed for Mo.

Welcome to the Midwest.

Ask for help, and you'll probably get it.

Ask for trouble, and you'll get that too, plus a broken nose and a few less teeth.

MO's tears cure cancer....too bad he has never cried.

O.k., O.k., look, there will be nobody jerking off hogs, watching it, and giving $100 in the process. If it was a cow that might be different.

you should pay for all of his dental work now :)

This happened to me once... story:

I was in the grocery store at age 18 with my sister in law, getting some snack food and beer. I come out of the store with a few bags of groceries in my hand, only to see my dome light on inside my car and a figure in the passenger seat. I dropped the bags to the ground and without thinking, yelled "hey you" while running towards him. As he sees me running full speed across the lot, he gets out of my car and starts running towards this piece of crap truck. As he opens the drivers side door, I jump kick him into it following instantly with a stike to the nose. He grabs his face as I start wailing on him with more shots to the face. He scratches me on the arm which causing an immense amount of blood dripping all over from me. At this point he gets his keys in the ignition and turn the truck on. With me still hanging in the door and stroking him (I had to of broke his jaw, I have seriously not even punched a bag this many times) I landed a great shot right as he threw the truck in gear. He falls over and drives right into the giant lightpole concrete base. At this point I had jumped out of the drivers side door and was watching him attempt his get-away. My sister in law was screaming the entire time.... it was pure chaos. Well he ended up driving down the street in his beat up rusted out truck with the muffler dragging... (like in the movies it seriously was causing sparks). Some dirty man, prolly in his mid thirties. For you St. Joe people this happened down at the old Green Hills on S. 22nd street. (Not the best part of town).

Anyway, the dude could have had a knife or a gun, but initial reaction took over. I was young and stupid, but I do not regret it. I still wonder if that dude learned his lesson.... a wrecked truck, a broken jaw, and he actually didn't even end up stealing anything of mine.

The best part was some 80 year old hunchback lady watched the whole thing and when it was all over she comes over to me and says, "wow I wouldn't **** with you." - lol
I still have a 4 inch scar on my arm to this day... the bastard clawed me!

For the record, I was not stealing or sleeping I was looking for an opportunity to make you aware that your personal belongings were unsecure. I only noticed because I swear I heard kitties crying from under your seat and wanted to rescue them. I will be sending you my dental bills post haste.

They may not have teeth, but they do have claws.

LMAO I couldn't help but laugh. Good one.

Have you ever talked to them? The quiet smiley ones? Not the ones batting at invisible birds. I do. Some of them are just totally happy to be lazy. I'd go so far as to say many of them. $5 will feed you in any city. It'll feed you in any town. Any professional pan handler can certainly beg, scrounge, dig, search, recover $5. Hell, McDonalds trash bins will feed you and the $5 can go to a couple 40s. For some people... to wake up, eat, drink, and lounge is the perfect life.

Not all homeless people are victims.
The one Mohillbilly beat the shit out of included.

Difficult to have a lot of sympathy for a thief. And hard to excuse.

Now he'll have to steal money for soft food I guess.