One of these will do it.

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The 1st one was hysterical. The 2nd one was eh.

my turn


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Kid from San Diego walked by a pet shop daily .. every day a parrot would say " You're one dumb looking SOB .. finally the kid went inside the shop and complained .. well the owner put the bird inside for months .. finally he let him go back outside .. that same day the kid walked by again he stopped looked at the parrot sayin what you got to say today .. the parrot replied "You Know" .....

for all the so-cal peeps....

:)

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Would a link to our VP singing "The Villages" work?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRXH7RkCZQ

I win thread closed

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SHE WAS LIKE. I'M GOING TO BURN THIS MOTHER DOWN. I SAID YOU BETTER NOT...YOU BETTER NOT

Just imagine me after dicovering chocolate martinis.

Dude. What's up with your avatar? Please don't tell me you're obsessed with Mecca. Did you lose a bet?

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is mecca trying to look exactly like jack black in orange county?

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But Haley, you cannot draft a linebacker in the first round. Sanchez is still on the board... Oh, I've wasted my life.

A girl is falling asleep in her Religious Education lesson at school and her teacher wants to catch her so she asks her a question,

"Amy, who invented the Earth?"

so the boy next to her tries to wake her up by poking her with his pencil and she sits up and screams,

"God Almighty"

"Thats right" the teacher replies.

A little while later Amy starts to fall asleep again so the teacher tries to catch her again with another question.

"Amy, what was the name of the lords sun?"

Again, the boy next to her pokes her with his pencil.

"Jesus christ" Amy shouts.

"thats right" the teacher replies, now starting to get annoyed.

Once more, Amy falls asleep so the teacher tries one more time.

"Amy, what did eve say to adam after they had there 21st child"

the boy next to her pokes her again.

Amy then shouts......For f**k sake, if you poke me with that once more im going to snap it and stick it up your ass.