Well after a vasectomy you should teabag the doctor.

When my dad got it done he come home sat down and the damn dog jumped on his lap.
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A guy I work with is having his reversed in August. I said...WHY? He said, of course, to have another kid. I said...WHY?

No takers, huh?

Fine, I'll handle it myself.


missinDThomas: Why no, RJ, I didn't. Why would I have worn a tuxedo to the hospital for my vasectomy?

RJ: Because, missinDThomas......If you want to be impotent you got to look impotent!

I'll be here all week folks.

Something about a scalpel near my testicles makes me feel uncomfortable

You should try having your vagina ripped open while having a baby.

Thats a natural act, a vasectomy is NOT.

Ummm.. I don't have one of those, so I'm not nearly as nervous about that!

Women have hystorectomies and get their tubes tied, and men act like that's no big deal. Sorry if you have to put up with a sore crotch for a few days.

I dunno.. when Chuck Norris was conceived I bet that sperm ripped its way out.

Im only teasing. I didnt do it, my wife had her tubes tied. She had to have a Csection and I convinced her that the Doctor was going to be in there anyway so...

Heh. My wife wanted to be a doctor at one time and has always been interested in medical procedures. She watched the whole procedure, with the doctor explaining to her what he was doing and why.

I really didn't want to know. :shake:

I wasn't at all. It is much less invasive than the procedure my wife would have had to have. It's much more relaxing without having to worry about popping out more kids and I don't regret it at all.

this would've been easier


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My only question is how long do you have to abstain afterwards? This will be my deciding factor.