Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5545329)

Heheh, he gets serious now and then.

BTW, when did you show up again?

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 5545179)

Ingrown hair? Third tittah? Acne?

I'm not going to say this again, Ms. luv, but our nightmare began with an innocent, little lump that turned out to be a lymph node which is where thyroid cancer lodges once it gets into the lymphatic system.

Again, this is probably nothing. The odds are in your favor. I am not attempting to frighten or worry you. Nevertheless, go to a doctor. Go to a doctor now. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars in casino cash. Let him tell you it's nothing.

FAX

Originally Posted by Redrum_69 (Post 5545324)

wait a second... Skip telling someone to go to the doctor?!?! wtf?

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5545367)

When I say it's gotten bigger, I mean it's gone from the size of a pea to the size of a grape. Just how big can ingrown hairs make a lump get. I don't know. It just doesn't feel right. I'm calling at 8am to see when I can get in. Just switche insurance, so now I have to switch doctor's.

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5545300)

Nasty = awesome.

I want to go to a zit rave.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5545398)

Maybe you'll be fortunate enough to get a giant boil at some point. I've only had one really horrible one, but it was the size of a ****ing orange, right next to my junk. Extremely painful. Could barely walk, missed nearly a week of work. Basically the only think you can do is keep heat on it and let it run its course. When it finally popped, enough pus came out to fill two or three shot glasses. Smelled like really stinky feet. Gross, but the instant absence of pain and pressure was wonderful.

You'd love it.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5545398)

Maybe you'll be fortunate enough to get a giant boil at some point. I've only had one really horrible one, but it was the size of a ****ing orange, right next to my junk. Extremely painful. Could barely walk, missed nearly a week of work. Basically the only think you can do is keep heat on it and let it run its course. When it finally popped, enough pus came out to fill two or three shot glasses. Smelled like really stinky feet. Gross, but the instant absence of pain and pressure was wonderful.

You'd love it.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5545398)

Maybe you'll be fortunate enough to get a giant boil at some point. I've only had one really horrible one, but it was the size of a ****ing orange, right next to my junk. Extremely painful. Could barely walk, missed nearly a week of work. Basically the only think you can do is keep heat on it and let it run its course. When it finally popped, enough pus came out to fill two or three shot glasses. Smelled like really stinky feet. Gross, but the instant absence of pain and pressure was wonderful.

You'd love it.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5545418)

So, do I win? LMAO

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5545038)

Okay. For the past three or four months, whenever I shave, I've noticed that I have this lump underneath my right armpit that's about the size of a pea. I never paid it much attention, because it never hurt or anything. This evening, I noticed that it feels a bit bigger, and it's slightly sore to the touch. I decided to look it up on Google. I'm not liking what I'm reading. It's could be anything from bacterial to cancerous. Needless to say, I'm going to be making a doctor's appointment in the near future to get it checked out. I'm just a little freaked, I guess. Cancer has been really prevalent on my dad's side of the family.

Originally Posted by GoTrav (Post 5545431)

chill on the caffeine/soda

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5545427)

I can take a lot of pain. HTF did you get a boil there?