4 midols and a glass of grapefruit juice every morning.
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If Mohillbilly was my daddy I think I'd still be a virgin.

I heard that someone was flying a mexican flag OVER an American flag in Las Vegas.

So if Ryan Simms gets released.... do we bring him in for a look?

Shouldn't this be an ***Official*** thread?

that stuff can't be good on his lungs.
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oh and aspirin...

for the shoulder pain. :(

What are you cackling at fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem!

I gotta quit smoking, Marlboros gone up to almost 6 bucks a pack:mad:

I just quit about 3 weeks ago, I highly suggest you do it too. It's very liberating.

need a new head gasket in my van

Wow. You went through that head gasket fast, Mr. stevieray.

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IF I HAVE TO TURN THIS INTERNET AROUND...