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SAUTO 04-28-2009 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 5723798)
Ok here is the long and short of it.

#1 Colorado has some F-ed up laws...
#2 Based on what I have read so far... the "standard" for CO would be for you to split the house and pay her temporary Alimony
#3 I am assuming they are trying to take ALL of the house in lieu of any alimony (bullshit!)
#4 All lawyers suck and are lazy. Period. if your attorney is highly regarded, that just means she may actually work 20 real hours a week and may actually give a shit and THINK during 2 of those. They are as unethical as automechanics and as unreliable as doctors... so, please get at least ONE other opinion before you agree to something as life changing as your final divorce decree.

(Apologies to any lawyers, docotrs or mechanics... hyperbole needed for point...)


DAMMIT CARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cuss::D

Delano 04-28-2009 07:55 PM
Did she respond poorly to an empty nest or something?

Monk 04-28-2009 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 5723794)
It's what you make it to be honest. Like I said, after all the BS is done, old Monk needs live some dreams and have some fun. I'm not saying go bat shit crazy, but live your life and enjoy it.
Thanks BWANA, I will. But right now, well, right now I feel like the only thing I was able to accomplish in life was raising two beautiful daughters. And trust me they are worth it

Delano 04-28-2009 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Monk (Post 5723788)
God I hope so, but right now I see none.
You've got 28,000 in casino cash. What more could a guy ask for?

In all reality, you've got many years left to enjoy. Starting over can be a good thing.

AustinChief 04-28-2009 07:58 PM
If I were you, I would counter offer, let her keep the house (better for you mentally to start over anyway) .. but in return... you keep 50% of its value (based on most recent property tax) in your pension/investments.

So, if the house is worth $200k and you have $500k in pension/investments... she would only get $150k worth of them instead of $250k

THAT seems like a fair deal.

If you cant get AT LEAST that... might I suggest antifreeze?

Rain Man 04-28-2009 07:58 PM
Gosh, I'm sorry to hear about this. It's hard to get blindsided like that.

Monk 04-28-2009 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5723818)
You've got 28,000 in casino cash. What more could a guy ask for?

In all reality, you've got many years left to enjoy. Starting over can be a good thing.
Good thing she doesn't about the casino cash or I would probably be splitting that

Cannibal 04-28-2009 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Monk (Post 5723815)
Thanks BWANA, I will. But right now, well, right now I feel like the only thing I was able to accomplish in life was raising two beautiful daughters. And trust me they are worth it
Get a downtown Condo! All midsize and larger towns have them! Some of them are sweet fuggin pads.

Cannibal 04-28-2009 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 5723822)
If I were you, I would counter offer, let her keep the house (better for you mentally to start over anyway) .. but in return... you keep 50% of its value (based on most recent property tax) in your pension/investments.

So, if the house is worth $200k and you have $500k in pension/investments... she would only get $150k worth of them instead of $250k

THAT seems like a fair deal.

If you cant get AT LEAST that... might I suggest antifreeze?
Sounds like pretty good advice to me.

Monk 04-28-2009 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 5723822)
If I were you, I would counter offer, let her keep the house (better for you mentally to start over anyway) .. but in return... you keep 50% of its value (based on most recent property tax) in your pension/investments.

So, if the house is worth $200k and you have $500k in pension/investments... she would only get $150k worth of them instead of $250k

THAT seems like a fair deal.

If you cant get AT LEAST that... might I suggest antifreeze?
Thank you Sir I will

Delano 04-28-2009 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Monk (Post 5723830)
Good thing she doesn't about the casino cash or I would probably be splitting that
ROFL

Nice to see you've still got a great sense of humor.

beavis 04-28-2009 08:00 PM
Never trust a female Delmar, remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill spent.

Buehler445 04-28-2009 08:00 PM
Holy Jesus ****ing ass Christ. You should inadvertently post her address and we should off her for you. Condolences dude.

Get a new lawyer. It should be 50% of the assets and nothing more from everything that I hear. If I were you I'd say that the house is what she gets. Your retirement is absolutely assenine. You're going to get anal raped getting it out.

I don't know how it all works, but I'd take all your money out and give it to someone you trust. If she wants the house so bad, tell her it is worth way more than she wants and that way she gets no cash. That should force a liquidation of the house and that way you can give her the money and hopefully not liquidate your retirement funds.

If that doesn't work, I would seriously consider liquidating your assets and giving it to someone you trust.

Cannibal 04-28-2009 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Monk (Post 5723830)
Good thing she doesn't about the casino cash or I would probably be splitting that
ROFL At least you still have a sense of humor.

HMc 04-28-2009 08:02 PM
i'd liquidate everything, hide the money in belize, then tell them all to get fkd - you gambled the money away.


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