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DeezNutz 05-19-2009 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5777003)
Of course, I put ketchup on scrambled eggs. Apparently some people take exception with this. It sure annoyed my ex-wife. The first time she saw me do it, we were at a McDonald's in Washington, and as I squeezed the ketchup out of the pack onto my eggs, she watched with a look of contempt and said "I want a divorce." :D

LMAO

Frazod 05-19-2009 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 5777000)
My ex dipped her steak in ranch.

****in weirdo.

"Make sure it's cooked all the way through, no juices or anything..so I can smother it in Ranch and destroy any of the tiny bit of flavor that was left."

My current wife always gets her steaks done well or medium well - drives me crazy. Why not just throw the damned thing in the fire? :banghead:

Medium rare for me. Medium on prime rib. :thumb:

EyePod 05-19-2009 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5776993)
I don't understand. You've had pussy that smelled and you dove in head first?

I'm just saying that it generally doesn't smell great. I'm not a fan. But once I get down there I don't mind. It's not like I was eating nacho cheese or anything. Maybe you could think of the smell during that time of the month... *SHUDDERS* but once it's over, not bad at all.

EyePod 05-19-2009 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5777007)
My current wife always gets her steaks done well or medium well - drives me crazy. Why not just throw the damned thing in the fire? :banghead:

Medium rare for me. Medium on prime rib. :thumb:

There was apparently a study that shows that if you eat charred red meat (like well done) on a regular basis, you're 60% more likely to get pancreatic cancer. I'll try and find it now.

Pablo 05-19-2009 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by EyePod (Post 5777008)
I'm just saying that it generally doesn't smell great. I'm not a fan. But once I get down there I don't mind. It's not like I was eating nacho cheese or anything. Maybe you could think of the smell during that time of the month... *SHUDDERS* but once it's over, not bad at all.

Eh..unless the girl you're with is generally unclean or hasn't showered/douched that day; then their shouldn't be much of an odor. Just my general experience.

EyePod 05-19-2009 12:44 PM

Here we go:

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/147028.php

Frazod 05-19-2009 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 5777005)
I use ketchup for this sometimes, but that's only if I don't have any hot sauce.

I prefer hot sauce if it's just eggs. But when I get corned beef hash and eggs (my favorite breakfast dish) I get the eggs over easy, slather the whole thing with ketchup and mix it into one great big gooey mess before eating. Yummy.

EyePod 05-19-2009 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 5777015)
Eh..unless the girl you're with is generally unclean or hasn't showered/douched that day; then their shouldn't be much of an odor. Just my general experience.

Yeah, I know. I was just saying when it's that time of the month I can't stand the smell. Once it's over, I dive right in. And isn't douching really unhealthy for a woman?

Katipan 05-19-2009 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by EyePod (Post 5777008)
I'm just saying that it generally doesn't smell great. I'm not a fan. But once I get down there I don't mind. It's not like I was eating nacho cheese or anything. Maybe you could think of the smell during that time of the month... *SHUDDERS* but once it's over, not bad at all.

If pussy tasted like nacho cheese I'd be all over it.

Frazod 05-19-2009 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by EyePod (Post 5777012)
There was apparently a study that shows that if you eat charred red meat (like well done) on a regular basis, you're 60% more likely to get pancreatic cancer. I'll try and find it now.

I wish we could afford to eat steak on a regular basis.

No worries in that department. :D

Katipan 05-19-2009 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by EyePod (Post 5777021)
Yeah, I know. I was just saying when it's that time of the month I can't stand the smell. Once it's over, I dive right in. And isn't douching really unhealthy for a woman?

We have self cleaning ovens.

But it's nice once in a blue moon.

Donger 05-19-2009 12:47 PM

What an odd thread. From popcorn to brats to ketchup to pussy.

Pablo 05-19-2009 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5777007)
My current wife always gets her steaks done well or medium well - drives me crazy. Why not just throw the damned thing in the fire? :banghead:

Medium rare for me. Medium on prime rib. :thumb:

Pretty much. I like my steak like I like my women, warm, juicy pink center. *Insert laughter here*

She also used to smother her chicken in ranch. I'd concoct marvelous marinades, and the chicken would be moist and flavorful. Then she'd just dump an asston of Hidden Valley all over it as soon as I pulled it off the grill.

I stopped seasoning/marinating her chicken to see if she'd notice.

She didn't. Ranch must just taste that kick-ass.

Pablo 05-19-2009 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by EyePod (Post 5777021)
And isn't douching really unhealthy for a woman?

I don't know. I'm not a woman.

Pablo 05-19-2009 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5777029)
What an odd thread. From popcorn to brats to ketchup to pussy.

Offseason. Get over it.


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