Originally Posted by milkman (Post 5779430)

If I'm a mental midget, then there's a very good chance that I don't have the intellectual capacity to be a hypocrite.

Of course, if I don't have the intellectual capacity to be a hypocrite, then I doubt I would have the intellectual capacity to reach that conclusion.

It's quite a connundrum, really.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5779547)

You better hope I'm never your Secret Santa or something.

Originally Posted by DiaperBoy27 (Post 5779438)

there was birth control involved. it just might have been compromised.

Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5779436)

Not me. I'm celibate. I nipped a shit ton of potential problems in the bud when I made that decision four years ago.

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5779564)

Just remember, baby...anything you can do, I can do better.


I can do anything better than you. No you can't. Yes I can. No you can't. Yes I can.


I usually keep the best evil ideas to myself.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5779556)

I wonder how Saccogoo feels about oral stimulation.

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5779561)

He's very very into ATM.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5779571)

I can knit.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5779502)

Antibotics **** up the pill but little else.

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5779575)

I can knot.

Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5779572)

I'm glad I can make my own decisions as to what I want or don't want in my ass.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5779577)

Yep, last time my doc prescribed the pill and some antibiotics, she told me to make sure to remember that the antibiotics would render the pill useless.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5779578)

groan

Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5779486)

This bugs me even more than the lesbian craze going on right now. Since when did this anal sex thing become popular? I hate to tell all of you closet homos, but the butt isn't made for penile insertion. It's made for excrement evacuation. Perhaps all the needle dicks out there find it's the only way to get any type of reaction out of a woman in terms of sexual involvement, but it's just plain gross to get excited about stuffing your wang in a keester. Even the ancient Greeks/Romans didn't do that. It was all "in-between the thighs" sex. And if I was a chick, and some dude wanted to stick it in my butt, I'd pull out the 9 inch dildo from the night stand and tell him that if he wants to, he gets it done first and see how much he enjoys it.

Just goes back to the 10/80/10 sociological concept that 10% of the population is pure heterosexual, 10% is pure homosexual and the other 80% is somewhere in-between.

Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5779511)

Some people like humping goats. That's taboo. It doesn't make it right though.

And having a chick use Mr. Happy on your butt first just makes it chivalrous, understanding and even more taboo.