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Brock 08-04-2009 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by mcan (Post 5946283)
She STILL isn't very attracted to me, but she's addicted to me and she holds on TIGHT
Yeah, okay, good luck with that. Let's try to steer others away from possessive psychos who don't know what they want.

mcan 08-04-2009 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Brock (Post 5946302)
Yeah, okay, good luck with that. Let's try to steer others away from possessive psychos who don't know what they want.
lol

Katipan 08-04-2009 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 5946286)
Then afterwards smoke a big ass bowl of weed, and watch the rest of the Chuck Norris movie. Ask her if she wants to play multi-player Golden Eye on Nintendo 64, because obviously after every fling, every man should play a round of Golden Eye multi-player and I'm more than sure you have your 64 out in your car waiting, like most guys do. If she tells you to leave, do so in a polite manner. But don't forget to take your Wizard hat, gown, and wand with you.

And if you really wanna be nice a make a great impression, leave a couple coupons for sweet deals on her fridge from your local Laser Tag.
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I like everything mentioned above. Wizard costume is a little weird but I'm flexible.

Chieftain58 08-04-2009 10:39 AM
Duh...get her drunk!

DaneMcCloud 08-04-2009 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Brock (Post 5945970)
Hmmm. Maybe ask her out on a date?
Esto

Simply Red 08-04-2009 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by nychief (Post 5946285)
probably avoid going on line and discussing it with a bunch of like minded football fans.
see, the difference between you and I is: I don't give a flying ****.

wild1 08-04-2009 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Brock (Post 5946259)
Good grief, it's a miracle some of you ever get a chance to mate with the way you overcomplicate things. It's real simple, she's either interested or she's not, and nothing you do or say will make her interested if she isn't.
A woman knows instantly whether she is interested in a man in 'that' way, and it's almost impossible to change whichever direction that points in.

Just Passin' By 08-04-2009 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by wild1 (Post 5946345)
A woman knows instantly whether she is interested in a man in 'that' way, and it's almost impossible to change whichever direction that points in.
Yeah, that's the popular theory. Fortunately, for the persistent male, it's a load of crap.

Simply Red 08-04-2009 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by wild1 (Post 5946345)
A woman knows instantly whether she is interested in a man in 'that' way, and it's almost impossible to change whichever direction that points in.
so you're touching on his point, right?

Simply Red 08-04-2009 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5946333)
Esto
umm, no. She'll be gone in 3-weeks, I'm the Alpha, all she's getting from me is a 'bump-n-grind' and possibly a triscuit, or a diet-coke, or something.

stumppy 08-04-2009 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5946350)
so you're touching on his point, right?

Hey ! Hey now !

There will be NO touching on a football board.

Katipan 08-04-2009 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Just Passin' By (Post 5946349)
Fortunately, for the persistent male, it's a load of crap.
Fortunately for the dreaming male, we'll let you believe that.

Just Passin' By 08-04-2009 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5946362)
Fortunately for the dreaming male, we'll let you believe that.
It happens all the time, but it's not the subject of this thread, so I'll just leave it at that.

Simply Red 08-04-2009 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5946362)
Fortunately for the dreaming male, we'll let you believe that.
Honestly, he's right, (though confuscious say different) girls are the WORST ones to take advice from, regarding other girls. That book said that.

Brock 08-04-2009 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5946357)
umm, no. She'll be gone in 3-weeks, I'm the Alpha, all she's getting from me is a 'bump-n-grind' and possibly a triscuit, or a diet-coke, or something.
Sorry, dude. That "alpha" shit is for losers. But good luck anyway.


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