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Barret 09-25-2009 08:51 AM

Recent movie that I thought sucked was Gamer with Gerard Butler in it.

Thought it was going to be cool with killing and death and stuff. But for some odd reason they liked doing these shaky cam fights and close ups during the gun fight scenes that was just painful. $20 down the drain for the ticket, food and drink.

blaise 09-25-2009 08:53 AM

Some of the movies I hate:
War of the Roses, with Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner- annoying, stupid and repetitive
What About Bob? I hated Bob. I wished he would die.
Hanging Up with Meg Ryan, Lisa Kudrow, and Diane Keaton. Possible the worst film in history.
The Heartbreak Kid. Holy crap that movie sucks.

cdcox 09-25-2009 08:58 AM

I actually like Nothing But Trouble in a campy bizarre kind of way.

Gattaca (not Gattica -- there is no "i" in DNA) is a great movie. I've watched it probably 10 times.

Demonpenz 09-25-2009 09:00 AM

i think people don't like drew berrymore or katie holmes because they have had strokes and can only talk out one side of their mouths.

Saccopoo 09-25-2009 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by kcfanXIII (Post 6107622)
you lost me by talking shit on kevin smith. he's not ever gonna produce what the mainstream would consider a good movie, but his cult following find humor in his movies. dogma was one of the best, and largest, disses of the catholic church of all time. clerks 2< clerks, but you rant like the guy is a horrible director when he's not.

Please. The acerbic, sarcastic, know-it-all commentary on everything in life was all used up at the end of Clerks. The well was literally dry. And to have two disgruntled angels pull the same schtick as Dante and Randall was weak. Especially two disgruntled angels played by none other than Ben Affleck (Gigli, Pearl Harbor, Armageddon, Daredevil, etc. I mean ****. Ben Affleck could have his own wing in the Worst Movies of All Time's Hall of Fame.) and nancyboy, pudding headed Matt Damon. Let alone casting Screechy Rock, Mumbles Rickman, and the ultimate Hollywood hermaphrodite Linda Fionentino. Jay with a machine gun and Alanis Morrisette as God doing handstands? Are you ****ing kidding me? It's witless, stupid, played out garbage. You want commentary on the Catholic Church from a good movie? Go watch Beckett, Brook's History of the World or MP's Meaning of Life. This and every other Kevin Smith movie other than Clerks is garbage. Pure, unadulterated garbage. See Clerks 2 for proof. Also Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Holy shit, that is bad. And Mall Rats. Basically the same thing as Clerks with Jason Lee in the Randall role. The same tired crap all over again, but in color with those super special moments of Kevin Smith flying through the air. And it had Ben Affleck in it. Again. **** Kevin Smith and **** his ultra-shitty played out same schtick movies.

Saccopoo 09-25-2009 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 6107754)
i think people don't like drew berrymore or katie holmes because they have had strokes and can only talk out one side of their mouths.

Rumor is both were fathered by Slyvester Stallone.

CoMoChief 09-25-2009 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 6107719)
Mystery Science 3000 was devoted to the art of heckling bad movies.

Movie suckage that comes to mind:
Anything with "Dame" Judi Dench or Vanessa Redgrave. No thanks.
Lots of sequels like Major League 2 or Caddyshack 2.
"Waterworld" with Kevin Costner
The new "Taking Woodstock" Movie was pretty horrendous...

Major League 2 was still a good movie. The 3rd one was the awful one where they were in the minor leagues.

Major League 3: Back to the Minors.....is I think what it was called.

CoMoChief 09-25-2009 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by wild1 (Post 6107659)
Boondock Saints is the most overrated movie in history. Not the worst, but bad for sure.

WHOA WHOA.........you ****ing serious? I love Boondock Saints.

wild1 09-25-2009 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 6107801)
WHOA WHOA.........you ****ing serious? I love Boondock Saints.

I'm not surprised, it's crap.

CoMoChief 09-25-2009 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by blaise (Post 6107737)
Some of the movies I hate:
War of the Roses, with Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner- annoying, stupid and repetitive
What About Bob? I hated Bob. I wished he would die.
Hanging Up with Meg Ryan, Lisa Kudrow, and Diane Keaton. Possible the worst film in history.
The Heartbreak Kid. Holy crap that movie sucks.

ROFL God my ex LOVED this movie......I hated it so ****ing much. I too, wish Bob would die.

Dayze 09-25-2009 09:18 AM

Mullholland Drive (still no clue as to WTF the “plot” was about)
Transformers (didn’t expect much….and was still blown away with how bad it was)
Flightplan
The Saint
Face Off
Look Who’s Talking
….and movie with Travolta in it.
Last of the Mohicans
What Women Want
Twister
Saving Silverman
Two Weeks Notice
The Art of War
Air Force One
Manequin
Howard The Duck
Any “Fast and the Furious” – type movies.
Biker Boyz
The Wraith



,,,so many others….

CoMoChief 09-25-2009 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by wild1 (Post 6107805)
I'm not surprised, it's crap.

You're the first guy I've heard to say BS sucks.

Dayze 09-25-2009 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 6107754)
i think people don't like drew berrymore or katie holmes because they have had strokes and can only talk out one side of their mouths.

ROFL

CoMoChief 09-25-2009 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 6107807)
Mullholland Drive (still no clue as to WTF the “plot” was about)
Transformers (didn’t expect much….and was still blown away with how bad it was)
Flightplan
The Saint
Face Off
Look Who’s Talking
….and movie with Travolta in it.
Last of the Mohicans
What Women Want
Twister
Saving Silverman
Two Weeks Notice
The Art of War
Air Force One
Manequin
Howard The Duck
Any “Fast and the Furious” – type movies.
Biker Boyz
The Wraith



,,,so many others….


Saving Silverman was funny as shit.

The Franchise 09-25-2009 09:23 AM

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Primeval....

Worst. ****ing. Movie. EVAR!!!


We decided to go see it back before they actually let you know it was a crocodile that was killing all of these people. All the previews said....was that it had killed over 300 people and it was back. I thought....sweet....this should be decent and worth $6. I was so ****ing wrong. Worst special effects ever. Worst acting ever. Worst plot line ever.

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