So...if your girlfriend was driving and it was at her house, who is the "him" you keep referring to as far as not making "him" pay for it?


And...if there is no sex before marriage, then you should at the very least get constant bewb action or dry boinking, or whatever it could be that she would hold out on you...(hand holding?)

Well she is my pastors daughter, does that make it better?

Im talking about her father lol.

Sure...will make confession a hell of a lot more interesting to hear about.

Make her do the suggestions above, go to confession, and let us know how it went after you are done saying your 1 millionth hail mary for pennance.

Getting warmer. (I hear tell that this could work out VERY well for you down the road...)

I'd attempt to introduce you to the concept of technical virgins, but you appear fairly headstrong in your current course, so I'll simply wish you good luck and Godspeed.

I honestly understand that sentiment and if that's what you think then its what you think, I wont try and change what you think.

Are handjobs sex in your book ? If not she owes you about 75 HJs. ROFL
I couldn't resist, I tried.

Well I am not Catholic so the confession part shouldn't be an issue. Lol at 1 millionth hail mary though.

Wait...have you gone to college yet?

Just sayin'...damn near everyone I've known that plans to 'wait until marriage' really just meant 'wait until college'.

Okay, I'll leave you alone for real this time.

I'm always interested in things I dont know about, so if you want to expound a little more, then feel free.

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It's no problem, some people find it hilarious, some people find it old fashion, and that's ok with me.

I'm 22, and she is 18, and both of us are in college.

Cool dude. Carry on. You think she's the one or too early to tell ?

That's very cool. I had a friend do the same thing.

So anyway, my suggestion is you start a ledger of IOU sex for when you guys get married. It's like accrual accounting. You keep track of the value of services owed and record it as an asset.

For instance, she broke your cau, you book an accounts receivable for 50 whenever you want sexes. She invites her mother over to watch the Chiefs game, 5 Steak and blowjob nights. She makes you watch a chick flick, 2 whenever you want sexes and so on and so forth.

The correct answer is accrual accounting. Thank me later.
Oh and you should develop a currency exchange so the accounts payable can be paid off with cash in the event that you break up.
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That's actually an honorable position, but doggy-style is more fun.