If you're going to go through the indignity of having to pay for it you might as well get it top notch.

ROFL

DO IT!

I think that depends on how much you pay them

And really, not everyone looks for "less dead"

ROFL I suppose that is true Dane.

i guess i'll have to take out extra to go to a different state..

All I can remember [outside of all of them in passing] being his girlfriend was Sunset Thomas and the new girl from Quad Cities, name escaping me at the moment.

EDIT: as per Phud, Brooke Taylor.

She forgot her "safe word"

Yeah, I suppose. I guess everything's better in L.A., even the whores. It just doesn't seem fair. :shake:

RainHo Bridge.

Just this side of Reno, is a place called RainHo Bridge.

When a prostitute goes to that Pimp in the sky, was especially close to some of our customers, that ho goes to RainHo Bridge.
Fluffy Pillows and Velvet blankets brush their silky rejuvenated skin where they never have to compete in a lineup for the All-you-can-eat party for high rolling gentle studs.
There is plenty of lube, batteries, and valtrex that works in 1 dose to keep them forever comfortable.
All of the beef curtains that had been drooping are now tightened to those of 19, the wobble removed from their cervical bearing, while bladder and rectal control becomes complete again, and she once again gains the muscle control to milk a cow with no hands.
These Ho's are as happy as free coke night, except for a small thing, that millionaire midget quickshooter who paid so well for so little work.



The Ho's all play together in a never ending webcam daisy chain of love with a million new hits each day, sealing them favor with the Pimp in the Sky. Her drug blurred eyes are now bright, the money shots never seem to sting, and her body quivers in endless pleasure that never seems to make them too sensitive or sore.

Suddenly, she begins to Cum for the group, no dying of hair, and Brazilian waxes no longer hurt. The hail damage on her upper legs disappears and she can once again ride him faster.

When she has spotted, she takes comfort that it is not a VD or another miscarraige. When she and her favorite customer meet, she clings closely to him, knowing his cash is in hand and he's recently bathed, and this time, there is no commission lost and she has no fear of the back of the big pimp's hand.
Happy kisses rain on her face, as this man knows he's the first one of the day and has no fear of earlier money shots, and knowing they'll not be parted until the bell dings at the end of the hour...RE-BUY! His hands raise in the air as he receives his bonus coupon free head. He looks into her trusting eyes, releasing just as the undercover police in the sky burst into the room and drag them into the waiting car to drive them over RainHo Bridge to jail, where she'll never have to Ho no Mo.

Eternal relief overwhelms her as she hears, "Come on In, Cowgirl, Your Bondsman has been paid."

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

you never disappoint

Per the show, the technical term is reparty.

Seeing this picture brings up a limmerick I once read in 1981


KCFalcon59 might remember this as we read it on a BIG rock on the way to a football game in high school as the coach stopped on the side of the road so we could piss we were so far out in BFE.


There once was a hermit named DAVE
That kept a dead whore in a CAVE
She was missing a TIT
& she stank like SHIT
But look at the $ he SAVED

ROFLROFL

You can never be too careful. She might turn into one of them hooker zombies.