Reminds me of a story...

Last year, I went to a dinner with a potential multi-million dollar client at a very high scale restaurant. I was the wing-man basically for the senior guy. We were trying to really woo these people. Everyone was ordering high-end meals. I got lobster tail and a kc strip, (85 bucks) and my co-worker got a porterhouse.
Sonofabitch ordered it well done and smothered that 90 dollar steak in A-1. I could have killed him. The others looked at him with disgust.
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omg :doh!:

I think A-1 goes well with nearly any cut of pork.

I don't use it on any other meat.

I might use two "dabs" of the stuff from a bottle at a dinner unless it's homecooked then I might need more. The stuff is awesome paired with a bite of grilled chicken breast, om nom nom.

nothing touches my steak except for creamy horseradish if I feel the need to add something.

Holy ****. I hope you beat that food-killing heathen with an alomar branch all the way back to the office.

The thought occurred to me, yes. He's such a ****ing moron. I thought the waiter was going to give him a Colombian necktie with the bread knife when he asked for it.
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LMAO And deservedly so.

this made me laugh my ass off

Do you pan sear spiced wolf pussy and finish at low heat or would you recommend it rare?

It is best when spit-roasted and cut off into thin strips, much like the lamb in gyros. Serve with peta bread.

ROFL ROFL

I'm glad someone caught that joke. I would have hated for people think it was just a misspelling.

Yeah, but you ruined it by the explanation. You should know better... ;)

Reverting back to my story: you'll appreciate this, Reap.

Everyone at the table was drinking either high end/top shelf alcohol. The potential clients were enjoying a 75 dollar half bottle of cabernet, I was having the 25 year single malt scotch, (can't remember what brand but it wasn't ****ing Cutty Sark)

Dude orders a beer. Not just any beer but Coors ****ing light. Not exactly a great 1st impression. He didn't bother with a glass either. Just wanted the bottle.
When that waiter brought it over and popped the cap off, I dies a little inside. You'd think he would have at least ordered a draw.
one who sucks the penis. We didn't get that client btw. I raised hell with the V.P. About this the next week. He never went to a formal dinner where he was the main company rep again.
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