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OctoberFart 05-02-2010 09:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus (Post 6731105)
After a life of having great sex, my latest visit to the Dr. has revealed that I am going to need condoms full time.

This was my first visit to the Dr. in about 8 years, so I got the prerequisite lecture about more regular visits. I've never been thrilled about needing protection, and the thoughts of having condoms thrilled me even less.

But they talked me into trying condoms and surprisingly, having worn them the last couple of days, I actually like it.

How many here wear condoms and what is your experience with them?
The real question is why do you have to wear them full time?

ThaVirus 05-02-2010 09:28 PM
I had gonorhhea a couple months ago.. I haven't even recovered (mentally) enough to have had sex again, but I plan on wearing a condom everytime from here on out!

Crush 05-02-2010 09:31 PM
For me, it is double or nothing.

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/9909/72193850.jpg

el borracho 05-02-2010 09:38 PM
You totally effed-up the thread title. It should have read, "How mini people hear where condoms?"

moran. ;)

Mr. Flopnuts 05-02-2010 09:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 6731752)
I had gonorhhea a couple months ago.. I haven't even recovered (mentally) enough to have had sex again, but I plan on wearing a condom everytime from here on out!
Who knew your user name would be so prophetic? Sorry to hear it though dude.

Kyle DeLexus 05-02-2010 09:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 6731734)
Perhaps he has an extremely unattractive penis, and his only chance of scoring is to keep it out of sight.
I don't think I have an extremely unattractive penis, I think I have a very nice penis.

Quote:
Originally Posted by kchero (Post 6731720)
Sounds like the question is being avoided.
Or it could have been answered already by Mr. Fat Elvis :)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fat Elvis (Post 6731303)
I think he ran into the Spinoff Thread Discussion....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=227594
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 6731235)
I pray that he didn't run into "the tree".
Posted via Mobile Device
Thank you for the prayers my sterile friend....I dodged a bullet after having sex with the sunburnt girl that let me poop on her, I'd like to think you helped save me.

TinyEvel 05-02-2010 10:35 PM
I wear two during normal life and when i have sex I take one off...I feel like an uncaged lion. It's like swinging two bats in the on-deck circle.

/Dennis Miller

booger 05-02-2010 10:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by teedubya (Post 6731703)
Herpes?
Hispes?

Sure-Oz 05-02-2010 10:42 PM
At first with my girlfriend until she got on BC, after that i didn't. If i was sleeping with other people i def. would until they were on birth control or i trusted them to be 'clean' and on bc.

salame 05-03-2010 01:07 AM
when I wear one
I can last a long time
when I don't
it's the most awkward 3 minutes of the day

BWillie 05-03-2010 01:09 AM
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Originally Posted by salame (Post 6731893)
when I wear one
I can last a long time
when I don't
it's the most awkward 3 minutes of the day
it's all in your head. shouldn't make any difference

Kyle DeLexus 05-03-2010 01:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 6731894)
it's all in your head. shouldn't make any difference
It's only all in the head if he plays just the tip.

BWillie 05-03-2010 01:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus (Post 6731898)
It's only all in the head if he plays just the tip.
How are those lesions on your penis doing? Did you try the creme I told you about?

Jethopper 05-03-2010 01:41 AM
Austin Powers: I shagged her rotten, baby, yeah!
Vanessa Kensington: Did you used protection ?
Austin Powers: Of course. I had my 9mm automatic.
Vanessa Kensington: You know I meant, did you use a condom?
Austin Powers: No, only sailors wear condoms baby.
Vanessa Kensington: Not in the '90s Austin.
Austin Powers: Well they should, those filthy buggers. They go from port to port.

ThaVirus 05-03-2010 01:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 6731778)
Who knew your user name would be so prophetic? Sorry to hear it though dude.
Heh Very true.. Luckily it's just a bacteria, gone in a week. The scars it left emotionally will take a little longer to heal though.


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