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FAX 10-01-2010 11:59 PM

According to their attorney, the parents believed the child to be the reincarnation of Houdini.

If true, and the kid can't untape himself from the wall, he pretty much deserves to stay there.

FAX

Fish 10-02-2010 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 7054532)
I'm not sure if I'm offended by this or not...
I'm a Nebraskan yet I'm a great father.
I hate the huskers but to group them all in with these dirtbags is unfair.
It's like saying, "All Germans are Nazi jew-killers."

Go **** yourself?
Or
**** the huskers, they're asshats.

I'm so confused.
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Sorry dude. I wasn't trying to make a broad generalization and paint all Nebraskans as bad parents. My Nebraska hatred is unrelated to the event at hand. It was a poorly placed independent declaration..

Titty Meat 10-02-2010 01:30 AM

When your greatest accomplishment is winning the Alamo bowl threads like these are tend to be made.

Hootie 10-02-2010 01:43 AM

its not like this kid has any chance with that DNA anyways

yhf 10-02-2010 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billay (Post 7054916)
When your greatest accomplishment is winning the Alamo bowl threads like these are tend to be made.

Yeah, but you of all people should know that Husker larvae are downright feral!!!

People should be congratulating the brave souls that let that dangerous beast out of its cage with only a few feet of duct tape to protect them.


postscript: This post was made in jest. I do not condone taping children to walls.

acesn8s 10-02-2010 02:14 AM

:cuss:GDNs

CrazyPhuD 10-02-2010 05:19 AM

The sad thing is, as soon as the kid graduates from kindergarten he'll already be better educated than his parents.

Psyko Tek 10-02-2010 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 7054587)
LMFAO

oh, the irony

what stupider isn't a word?


well it damn well should be
describes stuffs perfectly

beach tribe 10-02-2010 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 7054201)
THE PROBLEM is that they eventually escape from the tape and grow up to be adult NU fans. Somehow, we need to make that tape stickier and more effective.

The tape is not the problem. Billay escaped because the wall paper pulls off of that cheap house trailer paneling.

Gonzo 10-02-2010 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Fish (Post 7054891)
Sorry dude. I wasn't trying to make a broad generalization and paint all Nebraskans as bad parents. My Nebraska hatred is unrelated to the event at hand. It was a poorly placed independent declaration..

I know brother, it's all good.

Now then, if you'll excuse me, I'm out of tape and in need of a babysitter...
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Titty Meat 10-02-2010 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 7056112)
The tape is not the problem. Billay escaped because the wall paper pulls off of that cheap house trailer paneling.

Says the guy who grew up to be a drug addict.

beach tribe 10-02-2010 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billay (Post 7056190)
Says the world traveling engineer who beat drug addiction.

Fixed it for yaPBJ

Enjoy the rest of your life in the most miserably boring place I have I ever seen, and my job has taken me to very continent except Antarctica, so I have seen them all. And yes, I Lived in Ogallala, North Platte, and Lincoln, and It SUCKED. Thoroughly.

Psyko Tek 10-02-2010 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yhf (Post 7054922)
Yeah, but you of all people should know that Husker larvae are downright feral!!!

People should be congratulating the brave souls that let that dangerous beast out of its cage with only a few feet of duct tape to protect them.


postscript: This post was made in jest. I do not condone taping children to walls.

if my parents had done it I might be a better person right now




same PS

KcMizzou 10-02-2010 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yhf (Post 7054922)
Yeah, but you of all people should know that Husker larvae are downright feral!!!

LMAOLMAO

beach tribe 10-02-2010 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 7056118)
I know brother, it's all good.

Now then, if you'll excuse me, I'm out of tape and in need of a babysitter...
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No offense with the post above. I met a lot of good people in NE.

Met a shit ton of douche bags too, but that's beside the point.


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