Trust me on this...

Nerd Ropes are the most perfect tasting candy ever.

if it doesn't have chocolate, peanut butter, chocolate and peanut butter, peanuts, or nugat (sp), then it sucks.

Lewis Black on candy corn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8yuvMsvNqY

:clap:ROFL

The first round is over. Here are the 2nd round matchups.

BTW, the fact that neither Mounds nor Almond Joy got out of the first round is a travesty.

http://www.azcentral.com/ic/pdf/candy-bracket.pdf

Rolos out in the first round? Rolos are freaking awesome. They shouldn't have split it up between hard candy and chocolate. Sugar Babies still being alive and Rolos not is a travesty.
I don't even know if they still make some of those candies. Do they still make Chunky? I haven't seen one in a long time.

I should have known the candy I got a couple of weeks ago wouldn't make it anywhere close to Halloween. :cuss:

I get it...most folks hate candy corn...that includes me. But, ran into these and they are outstanding if you like Nerds (they are more like soft Nerds and not candy corn).

Would recommend.

https://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/word...andycorn1.jpeg

M&M's make a candy corn this time of year also, or used to.

I hate candy corn, but that shit is crack.

That’s what I’m handing out this year, share sized Peanut M&Ms. looking to hit “Legend Status”

https://i.imgur.com/2EJWz7b.jpg

I give granola bars.

Don't need any chubby, diabetes little shits hiking up my healthcare costs.

So you’re looking to nail The Partypooper ranking?

I figure they get enough chocolate and I'll throw in a joker snack. Plus it must be really hard to fit a razor bladed in a granola bar.

And granola bars are quiet tasty.

Although I've succumbed to the red and purple skittle myself at times.

Last year, due to Covid. I made "CANDYBOT 2020" With 6" diameter air ducting arm to slide the candy down to kids 6 feet away.

he had a light up eyes and chest control panel, too.

I had to buy heavy candy bars so they would slide all the way down the tube. Every once in a while I would roll a lemon down to a kid as a gag.

We almost never get trick-or-treaters. We live on a street that's all two bedroom townhouse/condos, and I think as people have kids they realize the units are too small and move on. The most we've ever had in the 20 years we've lived here was five or six kids, and some years nobody shows up. There are some kids on the street because I see them get off the school bus, but they sure don't seem to give a crap about Halloween.

So we buy candy and for the most part end up eating it ourselves. As a result, we get good candy. Reeses FTW!

I like this general concept. Maybe I'll only give out candy bars if they do enough situps on my porch to cancel out the calories.