Congrats! I can't imagine what kind of dedication it must take to lose that much weight

I'm actually a teddy bear today compared to back in the day.

Play football.

Fall down.

Of course, now I just slip out of my walker trying to grab my Ensure, instead of tripping from a bar stool trying to grab some ass.

1) Drink
2) Make my mother cry
3) Grill a mean burger, brat, or steak.
4) (FINALLY) record the Chiefs games.
5) Punch my dad in the nuts and not get mah' ass whooped
6) Stay employed. I know it's sad that this is something someone would bring up...but...it is what it is.
7)18 boiled eggs. It will never compare to "Luke " or his best but I'm only human.
8) Talk a depressed woman into buying me a beer at teh bar.
9) Much more buttseggs.
10) Hole (and hold) an erection for hours with only the help of Anheuser-Busch products...

I found out I can still live on $10/hr

not happy about it
but I can do it

Never mind 20 years ago, wait until your 90. It's like being born again.

Meaning that you're small, bald, wrinkled, helpless, shitting in your diaper, and totally unaware of what's going on in the world around you.

I think we should be born old and go backwards. Start life that way, get younger and healthier, peak at physical perfection when your mind is most ready, then spend your final days playing and watching cartoons, finally to end sucking on tits and, at last, crawling into a coochie to die. :thumb:

I bet.

I can still draw, though better than 20 years ago. I can also fart like I did 20 years ago, however I give the edge to the present day since organic brown shelled eggs are available now.

I can still cry like a little bitch when the Chiefs lose a close game.

Get mad enough at the Chiefs to break things and curse at small animals.