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If you'll refrain from offing yourself I'll guarantee you 4 free livestock masturbations good for the next 30 days.
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I see I have to take my game to the next level...very well.
Hard days I'm travelling Alone for too long Ooh, I'm missing you I'm always somewhere That I never belong Ooh, I'm missing you I'm moving so fast now It doesn't seem true Ooh, I'm missing you I'm getting closer But I don't know what to Ooh, I'm missing you. Oho, If I had you beside me Then I just might sleep through the night Your love is the promise that guides me All of the days of my life. This life I'm living's Getting so hard to feel Ooh, I'm missing you The days are empty And the nights are unreal Ooh, I'm missing you Oho, If I had you beside me Then I just might sleep through the night Your love is the promise that guides me All of the days of my life All of the days of my life. Hard days I'm travelling Alone for too long Ooh, I'm missing you I'm always somewhere That I never belong Ooh, I'm missing you. Oho, If I had you beside me Then I just might sleep through the night Your love is the promise that guides me All of the days of my life All of the days of my life. |
ugh. I don't know if this is a joke or not, but if it isn't, just don't do it. Things will get better. Call someone for help. Call the emergency room, call a friend or relative, just call someone. Get through this night.
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I know this guy was a huuuge Cassel fan.
We should probably blame Matt for this one |
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And it seems like women are an even worse than average reason. You don't break up with one woman, you open the door to a threesome with two others. |
That shit ****! Beckons me to the thread only to spurn me like a thin wasted whore. Once again the gods spread the cheeks and ram cock in ****ing ass!
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Oh, and yeah, if you're still here, there are folks here who will talk to you
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Can a mod run an IP address check on this guy and call 911. This is something you don't joke about.
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it's all fixed! /sorenpetro |
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Did webgem walk on the court of the clippers game with a steak knife?
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You have to know, if you post a thread like this on CP, and pass out...
Hilarity (and concern) will ensue. |
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