So is this "teen daughter" 18 or 15? Apparently there's a big difference. (Legally, I mean. I guess there could be a big difference in the photo too, but I'm not going there.)

I don't know where to put this, so it's going here since Mr. Rain Man is obviously not contributing anything worthwhile.

Did you guys know, when you do a video search thing on google on the subject of "Bigfoot Truth", that you get about a million responses? Even when you set the length deal to "over 20 minutes". That's amazing, man.

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Not contributing? I'm helping people avoid prison. While I admit that in the big scheme of things it's not as important as the search for Bigfoot, and while truth be told there are several people around here who probably should be in prison for everyone's sake, I'm nonetheless providing an important public service to the small subset of people who are at risk of prison and undeservedly so.

Well, I was just thinking that if this guy's girlfriend was a Bigfoot, that would make her daughter at least half-Bigfoot, if not whole-Bigfoot depending on who the father is and all and whether he spends his time searching the woods for beetles and grubs.

Given the sheer, undeniable fact that Bigfeets wear no clothing whatsoever, it would be perfectly normal for them to take photographs of themselves in the Bignude. I have never heard of a guy being sent to prison for texting a photo of a naked Bigfoot. Normally, those guys get to go on Larry King Live. So I'm thinking that, if you simply restrict your dating to Bigfeets, that pretty much solves that problem.

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