A joke that's been made on literally every other website that's covered this story is a prime example of why you love this place?

(No offense, FAX.)

Seriously, Soup Nazi references are kind of gauche imo

QFT

I read it here first, I laughed. Sue me.

(No offense FAX)

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you; the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight, friends, in your quilted chambray nightshirts.

Wow. I didn't remember that he was in both Seinfeld and Malcolm in the Middle. Those are two of the three best sitcoms in television history.

I'm looking up his history, and he's got good taste in scripts. He had parts in Silence of the Lambs, Basic Instinct, O Brother Where Art Thou, and Philadelphia at the movies, and had TV appearances in Seinfeld, Malcolm in the Middle, Ally McBeal, West Wing, and The X-Files.

Super Troopers was his best work.

If lack of love from the Sitcom poll could result in this, why didn't Fran Drescher blow her brains out too?

Only because Trailer Park Boys is a little obscure, Rainman. IMO of course.

If that show was on a network, it would likely be one of, if not THE, most popular show/s on TV.